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[prokopetz]

Renegade human combat cyborg and their partner, the laboratory mouse that was experimented on to develop the human's upgrades. The mouse has tiny versions of all of the human's implants. The human doesn't have "I never asked for this" chrome angst, but the mouse does, which they regularly bring up to guilt-trip their companion. Each clearly thinks of the other as their sidekick.

[prokopetz]

(At one point the human is incapacitated and the mouse is obliged to "pilot" their body via smartlink to get them both out of a jam. The obvious Ratatouille joke is deftly avoided in favour of a brief Mobile Suit Gundam pastiche.)

[anexperimentallife]

[tricky-pockets]

[dusknoirtheexplorer]

Ah, please don’t fret so much, Master Dialga… even your siblings, Palkia and Girlbossia, are no threat to our continued survival

[dusknoirtheexplorer]

* GIRATINA

[dusknoirtheexplorer]

EDIT POST. EDIT POST. EDIT POST. EDI

[historicaltimes]

Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

[thewolfbroughtindoors]

Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…

Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…

[jocollins]

i should not be laughing about that note

[stupidpetface]

[solardrake]

type of animals in mud and Enjoying It Too

[plantkat]

[blaiddsboyfriend]

Who else #GoopedUp tonight!

[digitalsnail]

mikusa

[twinsfawn]

[hymnsofheresy]

Christofascism, a term coined by liberation theologian Dorothee Sölle, is probably the best word that can be used to describe the sort of reactionary politics that is breeding in the United States. Christofascists effectively describe Christians that operate through their paradigm of religion in order to implement fascist ideology into policy. Christofascism is not limited to fundamentalists, "extremists," nor evangelicals, but can be found in several different denominations.

[hymnsofheresy]

I would like to add that certain theologies that harmonize extremely well with fascism. There is a reason why the majority of Christofascists in America are white Evangelicals. But that doesn't mean there isn't fascist strains in Mainline Protestantism, Catholicism, and Orthodoxy.

[druidquest]

so painful to see your fave flat chested queen drawn with big boobs.... why is there so much hatred in the world

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

[pwesident]

alright one sec

[pwesident]

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

[heghogs-deactivated20151125]

[ppeoljit]

safety boy tell ‘em

[milf-adjacent]

[homofied]

What the fuck just happened? 😂

[ottermatopoeia]

what's not clicking

[mysharona1987]

[reynaisalesbian]

there is NOTHING like the rage of searching for a post you KNOW is on your blog with a highly specific phrase and then not only can this website not find it but tumblr says something fucking stupid like ‘please don’t be mad. please’

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[nyxandshion]

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[natey-night]

[weirdlandtv]

[donnerpartyofone]

I will never write anything this great in my life.

[afklancelot]

you’re laughing. olive oyl fainted after hearing the sad news that popeye has “bonkus of the konkus” and you’re laughing.

[catchymemes]

[retroactivebakeries]

#this does not fill me with confidence

[sonic-gems-collection]

yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears

[riotings]

fail glass covering our cringe bears