bi culture is calling urself gay

gay stuff/ books I guess I'm spirk trash now idk what happened it was all a blur. does this make me a trekkie?

[hyein-my-mind]

🍫Low calorie chocolate muffin!🍫

Each: 35kcal!

Whole recipe: 430kcal

Makes 12 muffins!

🍫Ingredients:

Powder chocolate 20g

Unsalted butter 10g

Brown sugar 20g

2 egg whites

Wheat flour 60g

1 tbsp of baking powder

Vanilla extract

🍫How to:

First preheat the oven at 200°C

Whipp the egg whites

Add the rest of the ingredients

Add chocolate chips if you like (calories not included)

Put in that muffin thingy (sorry, I’m brazilian)

Or you can make cookies!

Then bake for about 10 minutes

And they’re ready to be eaten! Enjoy!

Glad I could help! 😊

🌻Stay Safe🌻

[dat-fat-cat]

Figured I would share my favorite quick and easy safe food:

Microwave egg white omelettes!

All you gotta do is crack two egg whites in a mug

Add whatever veggies you want

And microwave for around 90 seconds or until done!

I love this. It’s so good and is only around 35 calories! Such a great staple for breakfast

[lunabruqa]

♡ 96 Calorie Cookie Dough (single serving) ♡

--Disclaimer, this is NOT my photo. This is just a representation of what this could look like.--

☆INGREDIENTS☆

•COCONUT FLOUR 2 TBSP [45]

•UNSWEET ALMOND MILK 2 TBSP [8]

•UNSWEET APPLESAUCE 2 TBSP [8]

•1/2 TBSP CHOCOLATE CHIPS [35]

•3 DROPS VANILLA EXTRACT [0]

•3 DROPS ALMOND EXTRACT [0]

•2TBSP 0 CALORIE SUGAR [0]

♤ Directions ♤

▪In a small bowl add your coconut flour and make sure there are no lumps

▪Next in another bowl mix together applesauce, milk, extracts and sugar

▪Whisk those together until smooth

▪Now add wet ingredients into your coconut flour and begin to mix the dough together either with (clean) hands or a fork

▪If mixture isnt wet enough for you add teaspoon by teaspoon of more milk until the right consistency

▪Once adjusted to preference add in your chocolate chips and mix. Now taste test and add more 0 calorie sugar or extracts to your liking.

● I AM A CHEF SO COMMENT, PERSONAL MESSAGE OR ASK FOR ANY RECIPES YOUD LIKE. Stay safe and healthy everyone. ●

[wanderessofsociety]

isnt it lovely all alone

[floating-fairy-flowers]

°•Low call turkey wrap•°

2 lettuce leaves (5)

2 Turkey slices (50)

1/4 Avocado, diced (50)

Thin slice of onion (2)

1 pickle, sliced (0)

Mustard (0)

Sprinkle of garlic powder (0)

Total: 107 calories

Fry onions on non-stick pan

Put all ingredients together on lettuce leaves, as shown in above picture.

°•Enjoy!•°

[spirituallythin]

Affirmations for Weight Loss

Half the battle is in the mind, so repeat after me until these phrases sink into your psyche… 

“I have learned how to keep myself from overeating”

“I don’t binge anymore”

“I am reaching my ideal weight”

“I lose weight more quickly because I eat slower”

“I do not eat out of anxiety or depression”

“Food provides me energy, nothing more”

“My body is becoming more efficient”

“I choose to eat nutritious food and avoid unhealthy foods”

“Weight loss has become effortless for me” (FAVE)

I like to say these before bed, or during yoga/meditation. Try it. I lost 9lb this week.

[chaoticmoonangel]

this shits true, i met my ugw in a couple of days because of this

[littlefatti]

Yeppp

[cherrylimonade]

The problem is

that I don’t feel very ugly... yes I do have breakdowns before leaving my home, I feel angry that some clothes can’t fit me because of my weight, because my face isn’t good enough, but I try to think positive about myself. After all it’s just how I am.

Even when I take a selfie, I don’t feel that ugly. Yes, I think about other girls that are prettier than me but I look good enough for myself.

BUT when i’m with my friends and they take a random photo of me and show ir to me I feel soooo ugly. How they even hangout with me? Do I really look that fat and ugly? That double chin? the fuck?

[piggypieface]

I’m tryna sit on a dudes lap and not make his legs fall asleep is that too much to ask bruh

[postillfastill]

i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.

[fatbibliophile]

Pls tell me what the butterflys mans name is I beg of you

[mlavier]

🐦 Up & Down 🐍

[assiraphales]

it’s been a long time since I’ve seen a love story that matches the pure devotion of “don’t leave me here alone. don’t go where I can’t follow”, but “we can run away together. Alpha Centauri, lots of space up there, no one would even notice us” comes pretty damn close

[svrssnp]

Michael Sheen’s fav line was “You go too fast for me, Crowley” which confirms he likes the sad gay

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Anathema: What state do you live in?

Newt: Constant anxiety.

Aziraphale: Denial.

Crowley: Perfection.

[hellodarknessmyoldfrienddddd]

Bitches have an eating disorder but don’t lose any weight. It’s me I’m bitches

[bi-llectionworld]

I want this one person to notice me. I want them to hold and touch me….I want them to look me in my eyes with passion and heat….to see my heart and nothing else. I want the silence to be comfortable and the laughter to be heavy. To be seen as the only option and never be givin up on. I want to look them in their eyes and want nothing other for them to exist exactly the way they are. I want to love how I want to be loved. But I…I dont have a sharp jawline or big eyes. I dont have the pixie wrist and mile-long legs, or the thigh gap and protruding collar bones. Could they love me without my long fingers and flat stomach? No….of course they can’t. Why? Well because I wont be perfect without them….I wont be perfect. I simply wont be perfect. So I must starve, i must starve until I can wrap my thumb and pounter finger around my arm. I cannot eat until I can fit a size double zero. I should not eat until my collar bones can hold buckets of water and I wont eat until they notice me. Until my favorite person loves me too…they will love me…but not until I’m perfect. So i wont eat, I promise I wont eat.

[boymadeofglass]

I wanna be scary thin but I can’t even get normal thin.

[rabdoidal]

im a bar of soap and God is an instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter