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[in bed]

Cassian: Am I a bad boy?

Nesta: Yeah you’re a bad boy

Cassian: Oh yeah? *pulls her closer* so how bad am I?

Nesta, remembering Cassian said he didn’t want dessert and then ate Nesta’s dessert: You’re a fucking nightmare tbh Cassian

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(Actual) Friendly Reminder

Cassian and Azriel kicked Rhys out of the birchin bc Feyre gave him a boner

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ACOTAR Characters as iconic vines

Feyre: Hi my name is Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Rhysand: I love you bitch, I ain’t never gonna stop loving you… biiitch

Amren: I won’t hesitate bitch

Mor: Saminamina hey hey waka waka I’m Gay

Cassian: It’s Wednesday my dudes *screams*

Azriel: A D A M

Nesta: No what the FUCK Kyle, step the FUCK up Kyle

Elain: You almost made me drop my croissants!

Lucien: Look at all these chickens

Helion: I said whoever threw that paper your mom’s a hoe

Thesan: Welcome to Chilis

Kallias: I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef

Viviane: And they were roommates… oh my god they were roommates

Beron: This bitch empty… aYEET

Tamlin: So no head? *smashes skateboard*

Tarquin: Hurricane Katrina more like hurricane tortilla

Varian: … wow …

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I love vines

vexedtonightmares

ACOTAR Characters as iconic vines

Feyre: Hi my name is Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Rhysand: I love you bitch, I ain’t never gonna stop loving you… biiitch

Amren: I won’t hesitate bitch

Mor: Saminamina hey hey waka waka I’m Gay

Cassian: It’s Wednesday my dudes *screams*

Azriel: A D A M

Nesta: No what the FUCK Kyle, step the FUCK up Kyle

Elain: You almost made me drop my croissants!

Lucien: Look at all these chickens

Helion: I said whoever threw that paper your mom’s a hoe

Thesan: Welcome to Chilis

Kallias: I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef

Viviane: And they were roommates… oh my god they were roommates

Beron: This bitch empty… aYEET

Tamlin: So no head? *smashes skateboard*

Tarquin: Hurricane Katrina more like hurricane tortilla

Varian: … wow …

a-court-of-feels-and-pain

I love vines

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Something: *happens*

Mor: Time to consult the most powerful Fae in the Inner Circle, the one who is in charge and can handle such disasters

Rhys: Oh, thank—

Mor: *pushes him off the balcony* So anyway, Feyre

Feyre: Shit, Mor, I was gonna ask you

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Mor: I cant do it. Stress is bad for the baby

Feyre: what baby ????

Mor: mE.

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Chaol: I’ll say that she’s in Skull’s Bay… Aelin would never go to Skull’s Bay!!

Me:

Me: *has 20+ new books I should be reading*

Also me: *rereads The Entire Throne of Glass Series for the fifth time*

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Mor: Rhys, I need to tell you something.

Rhys: *pauses video game* What?

Mor: I’m gay.

Rhys: *resumes video game* Guys my cousin just said the gayest thing.

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Aelin: I’m cold

Rowan: Here, take my jacket

Elide: I’m cold too

Manon: What? [taking off jacket] I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now [piling scarves on her] now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death. [taking somebody else’s hat] how long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner!

Hey look I’m finally back. I have exams and I just got back from the supposed land of the free so I’m really sorry about this major disappearing act.