The ButtFace Blog

Hoi! I'm new to tumblr. So I guess this is my blog. I'll probably post some pics or something. Thanks for checking me out though (^3^)

[grumps-on-social-media]

Game Grumps:CAN YOU READ MORSE CODE?

YouTube Gaming:WAKE ME UP INSIDE )CAN’T WAKE UP)

Sonic The Hedgehog:DON’T MORSE TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN

[takineko]

OMG

[fatherbuttface-blog]

I was done at "Don't morse me or my son ever again" XD

[mudkipful]

bonus:

[fatherbuttface-blog]

I wonder if he ever has 'Nam flashbacks. You're never too young you know.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Today’s date (2-20-2016) sounds like someone stuttering to say 2016.

[456]

fight to the death, who wins?

[charmers]

dog has better grip on knife. bird would be down in seconds

[joner]

Bird can attack from the air he has the advantage

[crybaybe-blog]

dog can stab up and also has an owner as secondary attacker. bird is fucked

better grip? the knife is quite obviously dangling in the dogs mouth. bird can minic owners voice and command and trick dog, allowing the bird the element of surpise. plus owner is slow and useless

[crybaybe-blog]

listen asshole the birds hard beak will not allow for a proper grip on that knife handle and it will slide will he attempts to stab and shank the dog, making it useless AND the bird has never heard the owners voice before so that logic is foolish and irrelevant

[darkdeparture]

Couldn’t the bird fly up high and drop the knife due to the hard beak onto the dog killing it? Seems like a flawless victory for the bird, especially when it could defecate on either the human or dogs corpse to finish the fight.

[crybaybe-blog]

listen u fcking moron the knife wouldn’t have the proper velocity to penetrate flesh AND the handle is heavier than the blade so it would intrinsically land On the Handle when falling from a high drop so Think Again the dog always wins

[infinite-midnite]

All I could think: both are screwed put up against this thing.

[fatherbuttface-blog]

Oh yeah mr. Krabs

[fatherbuttface-blog]

What if his name is actually San, he just goes by Sans because there are plural San-s equivalent to him in other timelines?

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[writeronkeyboard-deactivated201]

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[elecocochoco]

you can literally choose which blog to follow in order to avoid things coming up on your dash so tf is this

[supernaturalsaxophones]

THIS BETTER BREAK THE DAMN NOTES

[running-in-blind]

GUYS

[majart]

I call it Huggertale 

an useless au where you just hug

[st-pam]

[kateordie]

Yeah c'mon

[fatherbuttface-blog]

The hand of Fate is one covered in butter.

Theo Trostani (aka me)

[celebrity-pharmacist]

Do not ask for whom the hotline blings; it blings for thee

[musicalsymphony]

I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.

[musicalsymphony]

Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!

[thedionysia]

😢 so cute!!!!

[wonderlandfairytales]

yes yes yes! ☺️

[vacillavi-deactivated20231227]

TEARS 😭

[colortheclown]

There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!

[cassmarieex]

I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man

[fatherbuttface-blog]

I relate with the dancing man when I go to school dances. But this gives me *determination* to dance! Thanks Dancing Man!

[pepe-leaker]

[iraffiruse]

[trepanic]

@theothin

[fatherbuttface-blog]

I'm having trouble trying to understand why an 8/8 creature cost 2 mana. That's OP asf!!! Lol jk I know it's a joke XD.

[fatherbuttface-blog]

Woke up and said "Imma make a meme of the dankest caliber!" And so i did...

[jaymonoto]

um…i’m gonna be honest, i don’t think this is exactly right. that’s not a dog, it’s an eagle

[boycottmarvel]

reblog for tubbs like for kylo ren