[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

Cosign.

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[victimizationvictim]

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[commanderchr1st]

i went on the scooby doo diet where I just eat giant subs and processed biscuits and I gotta say im not feeling to

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[targetedknowledge]

[moldavite]

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

[relelvance]

At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[unyieldingsilence]

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[beardedmrbean]

[outofcontextdiscord]

[not-a-spy-garak]

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head