assturd

i'm aliocha and i'm weak af

[timeaway]

My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there

[3plymike]

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

[ghostmistake]

BLOSSOM

BUBBLES

AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME 

AND THE

FORCES

OF

EVIL

[a-scorpio-princess]

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

straight people when a show adds a gay character and” forces” homosexuality on them

[onlytwitterpics]

[fattraction]

english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.

english is their first language: hte fuckign

[fattraction]

adults: record numbers of teens are depressed, we must find out why

teens: school is more stressful than ever, our parents screwed over the economy, the earth is on a path to total environmental destruction, and now we have to deal with actual fuckin nazis

adults: it's the iphones isn't it

[hurried-deactivated20181109]

[littlebirdofprey]

Yeah, you could say I’m a gamer

[theproblematicblogger]

Amazing

[sniffling]

“stop whining about rape culture” “it doesn’t exist” “quit complaining”

[why-feminism-is-important]

“Welcome to the 21st century, where being smart is a bigger crime than raping a human being”

[aymmichurros]

[enters my own room] damn bitch you live like this?

[gif87a-com]

[teyeth-deactivated20180313]

a man who fears neither god nor death

[dykedekuremade]

Being attracted to men is an endless cycle of “Wow he’s good looking” and watching that man do the absolute most to show you he’s hideous on the inside.

[wasteyourlife]

Where do y'all live and only find bad men?

[dykedekuremade]

Planet Earth

[bigstupidbaby-deactivated201309]

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things the entire universe 

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

[mooglemain]

me

[mooglemain]

also me

[theshitneyspears]

What's Duolingo

She sings New Rules x