I'm back baybee

Andy/22/they/🇨🇦/

[stochastic-shieldmaiden]

People always correct me when I say fishes even though I’m right

[biglawbear]

I was today years old when

[markodragic]

massive shoutout to that guy who threw eggs at the king today and shouted "this country was built on the blood of slaves"

I only see 1 king in this picture

[markodragic]

this is presumably in case he violates english law by using them to make edible food

[hjsbdfnksmlfjsgkdsf-deactivated]

he has a fundraiser if anyone is able to donate towards his legal fees:

Support Patrick Thelwell

I am accused of egging the so-called King, and if found guilty I face a £5000 fine, legal costs, and up to 6 months in prison. The Go Fund

we have a mutual friend and he's agreed for the paypal to be posted here since this post has so many notes! i know this sounds so dodgy lol but if you look up the news articles about it, this is very much him. his friends set up a gofundme, but it was taken down overnight because that's the state of the UK at the moment, i guess 🙃

[toshio]

i sent my mom this picture and she replied with this

[wendou]

ADHD

2016

Zhou Wendou

[kallimakhos]

[video description: a short clip showing a large metal sphere in the center of a shallow pool of dark liquid. the same dark liquid is pouring over the sphere, coating it, while windshield wipers installed onto the sphere attempt to wipe it away, only for more liquid to immediately fall and cover the clean spots. end video description.]

[pandavalkyrie]

[frednought]

change of pace. here’s some gross werewolf content

[testosteronefag]

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

an important addition

[william-snekspeare]

creacher

[nebuvoid]

felt severely unrepresented on the Pushing Yourself Forward on Your Fingertips front

[podencos]

[thestateonmtv]

people with severe executive dysfunction think like this and by people I mean me

[lesbx]

it’s funny bc milk does actually come from a creature

[justinforprez]

evidence? 

[lesbx]

your mom told me lol. boys, waste this numbnuts

[bigwizardhat]

[babyanimalgifs]

An adorable little hognose doing their best to become a ring 

(via)

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Rating: CUTE!

This is an adorable young hognose snake exhibiting natural behavior. They’re not the smartest snakes in the world, and they’ll happily spend all day exploring the same place over and over if you let them. Mine loves to weave between my fingers like this.

[meat-wand]

what's the point in hooking up with older men if they can't even host? you're 43 with 2 roommates????

[relelvance]

I feel like this will be me one day and this post would hurt my feelings, can we cancel op

[ros-sauce]

it's noo noo tuesday

happy noo noo tuesday

[pathologising]

can we kiss please please please I promise you I won't poison you again please

[prokopetz]

More favourite tropes:

“Unfortunately, [thing that would ordinarily be described in much stronger terms than ‘unfortunate’].”  

“Fortunately, [thing that is in no way fortunate].”  

“Unfortunately, [thing that would be fortunate in nearly any circumstance except the particular circumstance at hand].“  

“Fortunately, [very minor benefit that absolutely does not offset the considerable drawbacks of whatever just happened].“  

“Unfortunately, [the exact, word-for-word thing that somebody just expressed that they hope won’t happen].“  

“Fortunately, [complete non sequitur].”

[apprenticenerd]

And may I add

“Fortunately, [thing]. Unfortunately, [the exact same thing].”

[byjove]

realizing I could technically say “yeah my mother wanted a girl so she dressed me like a little girl” to explain my childhood photos and it would technically be correct and win me much more sympathy than just saying I’m trans

[alexandradowlings]

READY OR NOT (2019)

[highlandvalley]

Best of favorite dance moves 💃🕺 via @ Ed People on Youtube https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1560874626380857344