curmudgeon in training

he/him, bi, gender? i hardly know her!, jk i'm a trans dude who is super into MILFS, addicted to finding out i'm wrong, still doesn't know who Bily Joel is, i think coolesville sucks!, this tumblr user blocks bots, fash of all flavors (terfs, vegans, and zionists to name a few categories), and the terminally unfunny., most posts are queued, i tag every post so just let me know if i'm not tagging things enough for you to filter out my bullshit. no longer terminally online please wait 3-6 business weeks for a reply

[recuperationdisliker]

i'm at Love You Island and it's absolutely packed. all your friends are here and we want you to come join us.

[v-for-fili]

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

[faustocosgrove]

Happy Pride Y’all!

it’s so nice to come back online and see that y’all have invented new pride flags with meanings that make absolutly no sense to me at all but it’s all sort of matching the way new flags popped up back in my day and that makes me feel like an old man and just existing as an old queer man isn’t something i thought was possible when I was your age so kids I just want to say keep it up. I’ll keep being gay offline and y’all keep doing new and weird things that make me scratch my head and go “huh?” and in exchange i’ll drag up some ye olde gay culture every once in a while that’ll make all y’a’ll cringe. like this that randomly started playing in my head the other day that took til now to find.

[cannibalcaprine2]

behold my family heirloom: extremely fragile keep reading button, please dont click it, it WILL shatter

whats your fucking problem

[tonysaintborgi]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[ralfmaximus]

Think about this post and how LLMs get trained the next time you ask ChatGPT anything.

[the-forest-library]

[the-forest-library]

Love it when a post finds its intended audience

[magicfingers-blog]

[ildubbioelaragione]

[goshyesvintageads]

The Quaker Oats Co, 1962

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[obsidian-sphere]

Astounding Stories, Nov. 1933

Plane People by Wallace West

Humans vs two-dimensional aliens.

[goshyesvintageads]

Nike Inc, 1988

[goshyesvintageads]

Joseph Schlitz Brewing Co, 1949

[eatpussypraylove]

I kinda love when I take a picture of something beautiful and it looks like shit because it humbles me and reminds me to stay off my phone

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[concerningwolves]

You will never 100% idiotproof your creative work & if you try to, you will only succeed in smothering the soul out of it. btw

[markscherz]

Look at this muppet (Paradoxophyla sp., maybe a new species? we aren't sure yet). Just look at his hilarious face. This is not the face a frog is supposed to have. What are you doing with that NOSE?¿?¿?