knight of lemons 🍋

Maria, Aries 24 Bi all that jazz Babey, dicks out for the open chested blouse with the puffy sleeves yknow the one

[gruvu]

Kinda sick of jesters. We got too many jesters this year

[gruvu]

This is how I feel

[scramratz]

[skygenders]

And he froze the rent only six months into his term.

[chillyfeetsteak]

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

[kingtoruu]

my friend suggested this lol

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[mf-dude]

[kororobus]

my slightly evil puppy

[depsidase]

[randomalistic]

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

[nylilcosmos]

Messmer The Impaler 𖣂

[mgs5]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

[tearlessrain]

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures