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“Oh my God, it’s like the first day of school!”
“Well, how much longer is this gonna take?”
“It’s my costume for work.”
“Why are you parked all the way over here?”
“Well, you look very clean and pretty.”
“I have a bunch of thoughts if you want them.”
“Just take it easy, okay? Let’s just take it easy.”
“I’m excited! Aren’t you excited?!”
“Well, you’ve helped me wanna get the fuck outta the car.”
“Oh! ‘Prep’, like– ‘prepare’–”
“If it isn’t broke, don’t fix it.”
“It’s not rocket science, okay?”
“Hey man, if you need an artfully framed crotch shot, I’m your guy.”
“Go make everyone feel special so I don’t have to.”
“I have an idea that’s gonna make everyone feel better.”
“You don’t know that he’s sleazy.”
“We’ve gotta talk about what the hell is going on here.”
“You said I could stay here.”
“I know what I’m worth and I am not apologizing to anyone.”
“Is that what you really want?”
“We care about each other; we’re a team.”
“You’re all replaceable. Even you, [name].”
“Why don’t you just assume that I don’t need anything and that I don’t wanna see you, okay?”
Look, sorry you’re being punished for my mistake.”
“I love competition; thins out the herd, encourages innovation…”
“Between your can-do spirit and her ‘will do anything’ spirit, I think you’ll figure something out.”
“It’s not a needs-based system, it’s a dibs-based system.”
“I like to torture her by taking my clothes off.”
“That guy has been all over you. You need to hit that.”
“Don’t be so uptight. Put your shoulders down.”
“I’m not uptight, I just…take my job very seriously.”
“If I’ve learned one thing, if you want to be respected, you’ve got to make yourself useful… Unless you’re a white man. Then you just have to show up and wait around and eventually get promoted.”
“I called you, but surprise, surprise, you didn’t answer your phone. Because you don’t give a shit.”
“I don’t know how old this is, but, uh, I don’t think this stuff goes bad, right?”
“Y’know, just ‘cause you appear, and- and suddenly want things doesn’t mean that I suddenly become a different person.”
“Just stay, alright? Just stay here.”
“I fucking hate high school!”
“I’m here for you– to ask you out on a date again.”
“I can’t believe you brought him here!”
“Hey, I hope your date likes the ‘if a devil managed a sizzler’ look.”
“Hey– I’m sorry… Don’t be mad…”
“To me, it looks like you’re a really nice person who’s being taken advantage of by her friend.”
“I just wasn’t ready for you to see all that.”
“You always take everything too far!”
“They didn’t offer us any water. It’s a bad sign.”
“Could I trouble you for a drink of water?”
“Anyway, we got into this big fight, and he got really mad and he stormed out.”
“I think this might have something to do with me.”
“He went to the bathroom and I made a run for it.”
“How could you be so fucking stupid?”
“He just seems to like you more than anyone else.”
“I wasn’t sure if you wanted me to sit near you.”
“Y’know, life doesn’t always go as planned.”
“It’s like watching a speeding train… It’s riveting.”
“We are- we are right behind you!”
“Want me to lick your wound? Saliva helps with blood clotting.”
“It’s fine. You can stay.”
“Well, we all knew that we were signing up for.”
“I fucking hate hospitals.”
“Time to take a look at the damage.”
“this place gives me the creeps.”
“This place brings out a lot of bad feelings.”
“I only did it in the first place to make my parents happy.”
“I’m just so tired of trying to make other people happy.”
“I just thought that the game was living as long as possible, instead of dying on your own terms.”
“I think we’re gonna die at 2 AM.”
“But we’ll die on our own terms, right?”
“How re you, um, feeling?”
“Okay, you don’t have to lash out at me.”
“I have eaten shit for months.”
“I have done everything I can think of to make this right.”
“Yeah, forgive me if I don’t feel bad about that at all.”
“You needed a distraction, and big surprise– you got what you wanted!”
“You could’ve slapped me and walked away, but instead, you took the one thing I got.”
“I don’t have what you have, I never have.”
“This isn’t some elaborate, revenge fantasy.”
“God, it’s so weird to think of you having parents…”
“They always end up back together.”
“Does she have anything cuter?”
“I’m sorry. It’s just the easiest thing to say, y’know?”
“Let’s set the weirdos free and see what the fuck happens.”
“Whatever’s bothering you, just let it go.”
“No wonder you’re having so much trouble; there’s hardly any pictures in this book.”
“People tie strings around their finger when they want to remember to do something.”
“You’re back together with [name]?”
“Sounds like someone’s being murdered by a trash compactor!”
“I’m gonna say all the wrong shit, at the wrong time, and then I’m gonna lose her. And I don’t wanna lose her.”
“I’ll stay, but you should put on pants.”
“You’re just jealous because I have a boyfriend.”
“I just like it here; I wanna stay.”
“How many times have you seen this movie?”
“Maybe we should all just sit down and talk.”
“Oh, don’t do that; don’t be cute.”
“In my defense, she did tell me you were crazy.”
“All right, you’re angry; I get it.”
“I gotta say, you’ve really expanded my musical tastes.”
“You can keep that tape…as a memento.”
“What if we, uh, kept living together…?”
“I’d rather kill myself than dance to this.”
“If I leave this dance floor, you’re never gonna see me again.”
“I don’t want you to go…”
“I don’t know what to do…”
“Why don’t we just take off?”
“I know I’m staring, but this is her first boyfriend.”
“It’s just been the two of us for a long time, so it’s complicated.”
“It took a long time to find somebody who is nice and…uncomplicated.”
“Were we this lame when we were seventeen?”
“We’re not keeping secrets from each other.”
“Who gives a shit whether I approve?”
“It’s not fair; she listens to you.”
“You did a great job, alright?”
“Okay, so– fast, slow, doesn’t matter– I’m gonna do the same moves.”
“Hey, at least we got to spend a lovely night together.”
“Why are you being such a drag today?”
“Your life will always be exciting because you’re totally psycho.”
“I only got three tacos though.”
“I wanna give this a chance.”
“You’re literally wedged between two steps right now.”
“Could we talk about this later? Privately?”
“I though you girls fantasized about this shit your whole lives.”
“This is a gross generalization.”
“What do you want me to say?”
“Yeah, you let somebody in, y’know? And then, you make room, then they go, and, yeah, the room’s still there.”
“I have three different ideas on how dinner’s gonna go, but you need to make some choices.”
“Uh, you should probably know this dumpling house I’m about to take you to is the best, but it’s definitely run by some shady characters; and I one time had to hide under a table ‘cause a guy pulled a gun, but I think it’s totally worth it.”
“Tell the Hoover vacuum to focus his efforts elsewhere next time.”
“You realize you’re grinning like a lunatic.”
“I can’t believe I’m gonna have to start dating again.”
“Oh my God, you look so beautiful!”
“Are you trying to get into her pants? Is that what’s going on here?”
“Goddamn it, I can’t do this. Can you do this, please?”
“I meant everything I said out there.”
“I’m not sure I feel that way… Yet.”
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