don't call me crazy.

faye nickole weston twenty-one, junior @ u of v proud member of ΦΜ maybe the rumors are true, maybe i am crazy

[fayeweston]

What the hell? I am so not into S&M.

[pastor-silasbahar]

I dunno, it’s probably the most bad ass of all the kinks.

[fayeweston]

After hearing that song by Rihanna, I think I'll just stick with my low grade hair pulling.

[fayeweston]

What the hell? I am so not into S&M.

I mean, if you're gonna spread rumors, at least make them accurate ones.

[fayeweston]

C'mon, who doesn't love a sparkler?

[alessaruth]

You are so right, someone needs to make that happen, pronto.

[fayeweston]

We need to find the number for a firework shop. And we need to buy them all. We'll tell them it's a fireworks emergency.

[fayeweston]

@recklessrea: @fayew aint that the truth #amen

@fayew: @recklessrea let's be honest, they need us waaay more than we need them

[kplarchive]

I just… wanna lie down. Right here. Forever.

[fayeweston]

...that'd be my leg you're sleeping on.

[fayeweston]

@recklessrea: women are considered fragile but ive never seen anything as easily wounded as a mans ego #fuckboys

@fayew: #boysarebitches @recklessrea

[threegun-blog]

Want some?

[fayeweston]

Me! Over here, me with the face wants some.

[musebyanyothername]

What the hell….I can’t find my gameboy and I checked my phone this morning; my contacts are changed. Who the fuck is the contact under the name Zelda, or Mario, or Luigi?

[fayeweston]

There should also be Princess Peach, Yoshi, and a Wario in there somewhere, too.

[bossassmitch]

My second greatest achievement of the night was making a beer can pyramid and then using a freshman as a bowling ball. It’s like there’s always one around right at the exact moment I wanna fuck shit up.

[fayeweston]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

[fayeweston]

C'mon, who doesn't love a sparkler?

[ughgimmeabreak-blog]

Could I have some?! I want to see if I can get someone to stick it in their ass crack and light it.

[fayeweston]

Though that sounds like an incredibly idiotic and very unwise idea, why do I find myself considering it?

[fayeweston]

C'mon, who doesn't love a sparkler?

[alessaruth]

They’re the best.

[fayeweston]

You know what we really need? Fireworks. Like the actual kind that make the sky light up.

[naomiadriannasilver-blog]

[fayeweston]

C'mon, who doesn't love a sparkler?

[fayeweston]

It's gonna be a bright, sunshine-y da-

[josiahdalton]

Like i said that’s cute as hell. You don’t seem like one that would be calling her parents to say she’s in jail; your face looks way to sweet for that. But I could be wrong.  

It’s suppose to be a really interesting evening actually.  So yeah, you should definitely go; maybe we’ll see each other there. 

[fayeweston]

You shouldn't judge a book by its cover. For all you know, I could be an escaped convict masquerading as a college student slowly but surely plotting to kill you all.

Well, if there's a keg there, I'm there. I'm sure we'll see each other at some point. Just look for a face like mine, only I'll more than likely be holding a cup of beer.

[liamvasile-blog]

Fuck. My cover’s been blown.

I got a Zinger and some boxing gloves. I’m ready for all of you. Bring it, bitches. But don’t expect me to stick around till V day.

[fayeweston]

[fayeweston]

It's gonna be a bright, sunshine-y da-

[josiahdalton]

That was a cute little family story. i’m sure it was very emotional; and hard. At least you don’t have to deal with the parents for the rest of the year right? Unless you guys are super close and don’t go anywhere without each other? No it’s stressful, I get it. No questioning your sleeping arrangement at all. 

It definitely turned into more than a hour. 

Of course I’m going, are you? 

[fayeweston]

Eh, I'm pretty used to it by now. My parents are worriers, always have been. Though I can't say I don't appreciate it, even if it is slightly annoying from time to time. They usually calls a couple times a week to make sure I'm in jail or dead. That's typically the extent of it. 

Well, first I wasn't going to in favor of unpacking, but then the rest of my house was like 'Oh my God, bonfire!' and so now I figure why the fuck not? From what I've heard it's set to be an interesting evening.

[fayeweston]

It's gonna be a bright, sunshine-y da-

[theo-hart]

I probably will be too. Three 8 am classes? Are you crazy? Thats why you pick the 10 am classes. They are so much easier to get out of bed for!

[fayeweston]

You're telling me! It's my punishment for waiting until the very last minute to pick my classes. I figured there was no way they'd be closed out by the time I started picking and boy, was I wrong.