fathers, be good to your daughters

she's the best thing that's ever happened to me, and her mother is the worst. elijah james puckerman; twenty years old, father, triplet and a creative writing student attending kings college academy.

[rachellweisz]

[fckoffelijah]

Buongiorno, principessa!

[fckoffelijah]

[fckoffelijah]

Text to Annabelle Fabray

Belle: Yes! You're not meant to tell anyone.

Elijah: Just saying, I think you'd make an excellent Spooky Queen. You have my hypothetical vote then

[fckoffelijah]

I'm watching How I Met Your Mother and they're listing 50 Reasons to Have Sex. I kind of want to compile my own list now. Anyone have any suggestions?

[anderstarblaine]

Mm, I understand. Because in the right context with the right person saying it could be very likable. 

I’m Blaine, by the way.

[fckoffelijah]

That's what I've been trying to explain.

I'm Elijah, nice to meet you.

[fckoffelijah]

Delivered to bellsfabray's dorm room the day after the Halloween Dance

        "Congratulations, Your Majesty,          remind me to ask you for a dance some time.

                    - Elijah"

[ofseers]

It’s not even that, it’s just it’s yet another popularity contest and I honestly thought those were done after high school. Like wow, we’re still labeling each other as either a “cool kid” or a “loser” or a “bitch” or a “slut”. How pathetic.

[fckoffelijah]

Or, it's a chance for people to not be such assholes about it and vote for someone who deserves it. Not all people are petty, I mean, a lot of them are, but not everyone.

[ohlink-deactivated20141101]

Thank goodness I've recovered from this bug I had.

If I was going to be sick on Halloween, I think I would’ve cried. In other news, I’m super excited for the dance tonight. Even though I don’t have a date.

[fckoffelijah]

You're not still ... contagious are you?

And there's nothing wrong with not having a date, I don't have one either but I plan to make tonight awesome either way.

[michaeldperry-blog]

I never undestood why people dress up as something ‘slutty’. I mean, I’m very slutty on a daily basis, but what’s the fun in Halloween if you’re going slutty?

I think I’ll go to a thrift store though. And check online the recipe for fake blood. Thanks!

[fckoffelijah]

Makes it easer to pick up I assume.

No stress, it's the easiest thing to do.

[bellsfabray-blog]

I get to teach some classes at the studio, yay me!

[fckoffelijah]

What style are you teaching?

[abigail-lo-blog]

I’m…sorry?

[fckoffelijah]

Don't worry about it, you didn't say anything wrong.

[princeparkersmythe]

… I have no idea. Nobody’s ever told sex jokes around me before…

[fckoffelijah]

Really? Without meaning to be crass, you're an attractive guy, and you're nice as anything, I figure people would be making sex jokes around you just so they could hit on you.

[anderstarblaine]

You don’t like to be called daddy?

[fckoffelijah]

It's not a case of don't like it's a case of it depends on who is saying it in what context.

[shortfortheodore1-blog]

My height is more than made up for in other places. Size wise. I’m totally DILF eligible.

[fckoffelijah]

I'm trying really hard not to be amused by you right now, but you're actually making it really difficult.

[princeparkersmythe]

I won?

[fckoffelijah]

Definitely. Crown well deserved, Parker.

[fckoffelijah]

Text to Annabelle Fabray

Elijah: I hope that whatever costume you chose will look good with a crown :)

Belle: I don't think I'll be the one wearing the crown - it'll probably be Quinn.

Elijah: Is it bias of me to say that you've definitely got my vote?

[scottie-evans]

How about you throw out the crap after you’ve written the assignment? Then save the assignment when you get it back, so you have it for the exam.

[fckoffelijah]

Next item to buy: filing cabinet.