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âYou sure about that?â Remus deadpanned, a lop-sided grin tugging at his lips. But he wouldnât. Ever. First: it was gross. Second: he liked his job well enough to not want to lose it. Third: it couldnât be transmitted that way, but people were willfully and maliciously ignorant, and if someone found out⌠All reasons passive aggressive customer service was the better choice. Remus snorted. âHeâll have me at four if I stay single any longer.â But that was more likely than finding a partner, luckily for Romulus. It was hard for him to spark an interest like that. Not to mention the torch he still carried and failed to blow out. Stupid, rebellious pureblood black sheep. âIâll make sure youâre cut off before thatâs a risk. Unless youâre that bad at apparition.â
âyou know, i wondered why my food tasted funny last time i was here. i guess now i have my answer.â he leveled a suspicious look at remus, though it didnât last very long. a stupid thought passed through his mind â wouldnât be the first time theyâd swapped spit â but he couldnât quite get the bad joke to the tip of his tongue, so it died as the conversation shifted.  âi thought i couldnât stop eating, but youâre about to surpass me if thatâs the case. is this a challenge?â benjy laughed, but remus did make a point.  âyou and i both know apparition has never been my specialty. still, iâd rather do that a hundred times than be on a broom for more than thirty seconds. to each their own, yâknow?â













