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“You sure about that?” Remus deadpanned, a lop-sided grin tugging at his lips. But he wouldn’t. Ever. First: it was gross. Second: he liked his job well enough to not want to lose it. Third: it couldn’t be transmitted that way, but people were willfully and maliciously ignorant, and if someone found out… All reasons passive aggressive customer service was the better choice. Remus snorted. “He’ll have me at four if I stay single any longer.” But that was more likely than finding a partner, luckily for Romulus. It was hard for him to spark an interest like that. Not to mention the torch he still carried and failed to blow out. Stupid, rebellious pureblood black sheep. “I’ll make sure you’re cut off before that’s a risk. Unless you’re that bad at apparition.”
“you know, i wondered why my food tasted funny last time i was here. i guess now i have my answer.” he leveled a suspicious look at remus, though it didn’t last very long. a stupid thought passed through his mind — wouldn’t be the first time they’d swapped spit — but he couldn’t quite get the bad joke to the tip of his tongue, so it died as the conversation shifted. “i thought i couldn’t stop eating, but you’re about to surpass me if that’s the case. is this a challenge?” benjy laughed, but remus did make a point. “you and i both know apparition has never been my specialty. still, i’d rather do that a hundred times than be on a broom for more than thirty seconds. to each their own, y’know?”










