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[ I should be here more but I am also hella distracted by Persona 5 so... sorrynotsorry ]
brooklyn nine-nine inspired sentence meme
“I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.”
“You can’t handle the me!”
“Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it’s true.”
“The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.”
“Yay, enemies for life!”
“It’s the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn’t understand because you’re not programmed to feel joy.”
“Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I’m like, ‘boobs, farts, boobs, whatever.’”
“He is a sea-witch in disguise, do not sing into his shell!”
“I cannot believe that I’m considering a non-violent option.”
“I’m gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.”
“Blink twice if you’d like me to mercy kill you.”
“I feel like I’m the Paris of people.”
“My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she’d never be better than me.”
“I am flummoxed! That’s a word I learned for this party, and I am it!”
“No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.”
“I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.”
“The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.”
“Chop-chop. There’s plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.”
“What’s the safest way to set a car on fire?”
“Space is scary! You saw what it did to Sandy Bullock!”
“Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.”
“Ugh, she never smiles. Is her mouth broken!?”
“Hey, you like spaghetti? And weed?”
“I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!”
“That’s right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.”
“Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.”
“Can we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself.”
“Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop!”
“Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re: her sex tape.”
“Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!”
“The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. It’s like the inside of your thighs, but with tongue.”
“But seriously, what’s your favourite Jay-Z song?”
“Shhhhh…turn off your mouth siren…”
“You look like a corpse we just pulled out of the river.”
critical role sentence starters !!!
so… we’ll talk later.
why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?
no. no further.
this is not over. it can’t be.
try not to have too much fun without us.
i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.
it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.
you know i’m in love with you, right?
you seem… like a person. and that’s great.
those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!
i’m killing someone, hold please.
your secret is safe with my indifference.
my heart is someone else’s.
do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.
um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.
i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.
you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.
i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.
i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.
you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.
i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.
i was only gone for thirty seconds!
i encourage violence.
i can give you the means to protect them.
i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.
you’re on your own, fuckface.
a volcano is - is nature’s candle!
sometimes people go and they don’t come back.
do you spice?
so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.
i don’t want to be here if you’re not.
i told you before. no one kills you but me.
he traded his life!
i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.
i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!
i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!
yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.
don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.
i bury my shame.
i should have told you. it’s yours.
forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.
your hair’s a mess. sit still.
you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.
you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.
we’re friends, right? are we friends?
i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?
i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.
take me instead.
we walk towards glory.
that’s mine! that’s mine!
did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?
please bring him back to me.
you think you care about me?
this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?
i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.
if he’s gone i won’t be the same.
i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.
in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.
i made a choice. this is my family.
i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.
please. please. i love him as much as you do.
fix him. fix him!
i like this family. i’d like to keep it.
i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.
talk about my sister again.
it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!
i can’t have you gone. i need you here.
i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.
don’t ever fucking do that again.
you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.
i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.
i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna.
you know, you’re getting weirder.
you and i are very different.
i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.
call me “child” one more goddamn time!
if you’re lucky, you die last.
some people have no sense of fucking honor!
i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.
thank you for believing in me.
you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!
everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?
how many fingers am i holding up?
what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.
yay! teamwork!
you fucking died!
don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!
i’m going to go get a sandwich.
you had us all very worried.
your reckless impulses will get you killed!
i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will.
this is too fucking much.
come here, you shithead.
it has been an honor.
screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.
you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.
i’m undecided about you.
never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.
i’m not leaving him.
you’re a better man than you believe.
feel like making a home here?
you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.
sound off if you’re alive.
it’s not going to work.
Death of a Bachelor starters
VICTORIOUS.
‘ tonight we are victorious. ’ ‘ all my friends were glorious. ’ ‘ let me be your killer king. ’ ‘ it hurts until it stops. ’ ‘ my touch is black and poisonous. ’ ‘ I know you need it. do you feel it ? ’ ‘ drink the water, drink the wine. ’ ‘ we gotta turn up the crazy. ’ ‘ I’m like a scarf trick, it’s all up the sleeve. ’ ‘ I taste like magic. ’ ‘ Throw the bait, catch the shark, bleed the water red. ’ ‘ 50 words for murder and I’m every one of them. ’
DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME.
‘ it’s a hell of a feeling, though. ’ ‘ who are these people ? ’ ‘ I just woke up in my underwear. ’ ‘ I should probably introduce myself. ’ ‘ there’s no such thing as getting out of hand. ’ ‘ memories tend to just pop up. ’ ‘ don’t think I’ll ever get enough. ’ ‘ champagne, cocaine, gasoline– and most things in between. ’ ‘ I roam the city in a shopping cart. ’ ‘ this night is heating up. ’ ‘ raise hell and turn it up. ’ ‘ If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe. ’ ‘ don’t threaten me with a good time. ’ ‘ what are these footprints? they don’t look very human-like. ’ ‘ Now I wish that I could find my clothes. ’ ‘ I wanna wake up, can’t even tell if this is a dream. ’ ‘ how did we end up in my neighbor’s pool ? ’
HALLELUJAH.
‘ A moment you’ll never remember, and a night you’ll never forget. ’ ‘ Show praise with your body. ’ ‘ Say your prayers. ’ ‘ My life started the day I got caught. ’ ‘ the time for being sad is over. ’ ‘ you miss them like you miss no other. ’ ‘ being blue is better than being over it. ’ ‘ I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing. ’ ‘ I love the things you hate about yourself. ’ ‘ just finished a daydream. ’ ‘ no one wants you when you have no heart. ’ ‘ I’m sitting pretty in my brand new scars. ’ ‘ You’ll never know if you don’t ever try again, so let’s try. ’
EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES.
‘ finders keepers, losers weepers. ’ ‘ welcome to the end of eras. ’ ‘ dress me up and watch me die. ’ ‘ if it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine. ’ ‘ you just might see a ghost tonight. ’ ‘ And if you don’t know, now you know. ’ ‘ I’m taking back the crown. ’ ‘ I’m all dressed up and naked. ’ ‘ I see what’s mine and take it. ’ ‘ so close, I can taste it. ’ ‘ I’m so much more than royal. ’ ‘ Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die. ’ ‘ welcome to my world of fun. ’
DEATH OF A BACHELOR.
‘ do I look lonely ? ’ ‘ people have told me I don’t look the same. ’ ‘ maybe I lost weight. ’ ‘ I’m playing hooky with the best of the best. ’ ‘ I’m walking the long road, watching the sky fall. ’ ‘ how could I ask for more ? ’ ‘ a lifetime of laughter and the expense of the death of a bachelor. ’ ‘ it feels like my heart is going to burst. ’ ‘ and when you think of me am I the best you’ve ever had ? ’ ‘ share one more drink with me, smile even though you’re sad. ’
CRAZY=GENIUS.
‘ you can set yourself on fire. ’ ‘ you dance on a tightrope of weird. ’ ‘ but when I wake up you’re so normal that you just disappear. ’ ‘ there’s no residue of a torturer inside of your eyes. ’ ‘ then I’m a fucking arsonist. ’ ‘ I’m a rocket scientist. ’ ‘ you can set yourself on fire, but you’re never gonna burn. ’ ‘ you’re never gonna learn. ’ ‘ Darlin’, you know how the wine plays tricks on my tongue. ’ ‘ other boys you may have dated serrated your heart with a slice. ’ ‘ the cut of your love never hurts. ’
LA DEVOTEE.
‘ you got two black eyes from loving too hard. ’ ‘ I wouldn’t change you. ’ ‘ I wouldn’t ever try to make you leave. ’ ‘ just another LA devotee. ’ ‘ I couldn’t change you. ’ ‘ I couldn’t ever make you see. ’
GOLDEN DAYS.
‘ I found a pile of Polaroids in the crates of a record shop. ’ ‘ boy, he was something debonair in 1979. ’ ‘ and she had Farrah Fawcett hair. ’ ‘ don’t you wonder when the light begins to fade ? ’ ‘ all the memories that we make will never change. ’ ‘ time can never break your heart, but it’ll take the pain away. ’ ‘ Right now our future’s certain. ’ ‘ I won’t let it fade away. ’
THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE DIRTY.
‘ truth is that it was always going to end. ’ ‘ if you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch. make it a good one. ’ ‘ And if you wanna make it through the night, you better say my name like the good, the bad and the dirty. ’ ‘ I know what it’s like to have to trade the ones that you love for the ones you hate. ’ ‘ don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education. ’ ‘ there’s only two ways that these things can go. ’ ‘ how was I to know that all your friends won’t hold any grudges ? ’ ‘ I got the final judgement. ’ ‘ you’ve been gone so long, I forgot what you feel like. ’ ‘ but I’m not gonna think about that right now. ’ ‘ all our friends want us to fall in love. ’
HOUSE OF MEMORIES.
‘ the lonely moments just get lonelier, the longer you’re in love. ’ ‘ I don’t want to be afraid. ’ ‘ baby, we built this house on memories. ’ ‘ promise me a place in your house of memories. ’ ‘ I think of you from time to time, more than I thought I would. ’ ‘ you were just too kind. ’ ‘ I was too young to know. ’ ‘ that’s all that really matters. ’ ‘ I was a fool. ’ ‘ those thoughts of past lovers, they’ll always haunt me. ’ ‘ I wish I could believe you’d never wrong me. ’ ‘ will you remember me in the same way as I remember you ? ’
IMPOSSIBLE YEAR.
‘ there’s no sunshine. ’ ‘ all the guests at the party, they’re so insincere. ’ ‘ these nightmares always hang on past the dream. ’
what is ONE THING you like about the way i play my character?
cfdelphi:
JAYBABS AESTHETIC FOR: @fcrgottenson
❛ You’re in LOVE with a knife fight and his lips taste like GUNPOWDER.
fiishnetted:
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Asking for a formal sit down would have been a better idea. But that wasn’t Dinah’s style - her impulsive nature often drove Babs crazy and placed her into too many comprising positions. Though she’d had to admit to herself, she did think this out somewhat. Talking with Jason was something she couldn’t avoid for much longer, it was a conversation that was long overdue. But she knew going out in public would be a complete disaster – especially with Oracle watching. So decided to keep an eye on him, find the right moment and get what she needed to say off of her chest. Pulling herself together after leaving Oliver brought clarity Dinah she desperately needed. It was time to start fresh and build new relationships with people – even if that potentially meant apologizing to Jason Todd.
She probably shouldn’t have been so casual letting herself in, but having a couple of burgers in her hand she figured would ease the tension somewhat. Though she also knew he wouldn’t be able to take her down –
“You and I both know that’s info she would never give me. And don’t be so uptight, I bring a peace offering – grilled onion or double bacon?”
A part of him had already known that there was no way she’d gotten the information from Barbra but it was a lot easier than admitting that he’d let himself be followed. Questions immediately came to mind about why she’d dropped by, most of which we centered around her chewing him out for something or a warning to stay away from the clock tower. He understood why of course, Jason didn’t exactly have the cleanest track record after all and all Dinah was doing was trying to keep her best friend from getting hurt. It was something he could respect, even if it was aggravating to listen to at times.
“Sorry. Being uptight runs in the “family”.”
There’s a pause followed by a slight grin as he finally notices the paper bag she held. It was odd how often fast food was brought as a peace offering in Gotham. Even Bruce of all people had done the same.
“You following me to my favorite burger place now too? I’ll take that double bacon though.” He called back as he made his way over towards the mini fridge kept in the corner. “Drink?” After she’d supplied the food he could at least offer, even if he wasn’t the one that had dropped by unannounced at midnight.
@fiishnetted #agreed to a starter thing so she gets one whether she actually wanted one or not
He could hear someone coming up from behind, though with the way they walked and carried their weight he could tell that they didn’t much care for being subtle. His eyes stay focused on the book he’d been reading as the other grabbed a gun from the table, raised it and waited for whoever had decided to trespass into one of his safe houses. “Usually its me who does the whole midnight trespassing thing so-” There’s a pause as his eyes finally leave the book and great the trespasser. A small sigh follows as he sets both the gun and book back onto the table, his arms crossing and his eyes narrowing at the one standing before him.
Black Canary. That at least explained the confident walk. Jason was more than one hundred percent sure that she could wipe the floor with him, and he was sure she knew it too.
“I assume you got the address from Barb. So? Why the house visit? What’d I do wrong this time?”
“There’s nights where I can’t sleep so I get out of bed for a cold shower or a shot of whiskey and I catch the sight of the dried blood under my finger nails. There’s some nights where I hate the sight of it, I hate the reflection that stares back when I look in the mirror. There’s nights where I hate the person I’ve become. Then there’s the other nights where I see it and it brings a smile to my face, the nights where I feel good because I know that I’ve stopped some bad people from ever hurting anyone ever again. Most nights I’m basically a walking contradiction.”
[ Late night “I spent all day sleeping and now I can’t sleep at night because I have no control over my life” starter call ]
I’m everything I hate, everything I despise, I’m a collection of paradoxes, a collection of flaws, misfortunes, disappointments, things that I’m not aware of, I’m everything you don’t want and everything you certainly don’t need.
nada toghoj (via wnq-writers)
Do you remember what you said to me the night we met? “Give people a chance–and they’ll usually surprise you.”
i’m not talking about killing penguin or scarecrow or dent. i’m talking about HIM. just him. and doing it because … because he took me a w a y from you.
Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010) [ do not repost or steal ]
moodboards: jason todd “I generally have several madness-inducing hallucinations before breakfast. And nothing in the real world can be as frightening as we can imagine… right?”
concept: me, bashing my fucking fist into your fucking face