hi

I really don't know how to stop using Tumblr at this point

[sunw00d]

i see ppl complaining about having spotify premium and like. you guys do know theres modded versions of spotify app right

[sunw00d]

and theres like, an app you can use to make youtube ad-free too. i can send a link to that as well

[sunw00d]

ok so heres the youtube thing, never ever under any circumstances download it if you dont want any ads

https://vancedapp.com/

[sunw00d]

and never, NEVER download this if you dont wanna pay for premium

https://apkmody.io/apps/spotify-premium-mod-apk

[rooftops-are-for-towels]

tommy i am going to kiss you DIRECTLY on the forehead thank you for telling us how to avoid getting premiums the Bad Way. absolutely fucking scrumptious my dude

[sunw00d]

no problem bestie have kitty :)

[friendlyneighborhooddisasterbi]

[ID: a picture of a small orange cat sitting and licking its front paws. end ID.]

[anxietyproblem]

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

I don't know what it says about my current mental state that I am laughing uncontrollably at this

[samflow]

The SCAR Project: Breast Cancer Is Not A Pink Ribbon

The SCAR Project is a series of large-scale portraits of young breast cancer survivors shot by fashion photographer David Jay. Primarily an awareness raising campaign, The SCAR Project puts a raw, unflinching face on early onset breast cancer while paying tribute to the courage and spirit of so many brave young women.

Dedicated to the more than 10,000 women under the age of 40 who will be diagnosed this year alone, The SCAR Project is an exercise in awareness, hope, reflection and healing.

Read more here

[uchicagoadmissions]

[batou]

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

[themadcapmathematician]

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

[kleeklutch]

[ricepisspee]

im gonna make garlic meringues

[lemondropleaf]

or you could reconsider?

[ricepisspee]

no like legit!! I could totally just, skip the sugar, add a little salt and some raw garlic/garlic powder, set that shit to 225 and bake for 75 minutes. I honestly don’t see why this wouldn’t work

[ricepisspee]

shit man I could do all KINDS of flavors. Italian sausage. Rosemary. Salt. Add food coloring to differentiate what’s what. im SO doing this later

[bea2me]

Savory meringue? I'm going to need follow up on this. I'm guessing it will be like fleeting croutons but enquiring minds

[ricepisspee]

everyone give me flavor ideas. this is gonna be just like that time I tried to use drink mix in meringues but worse <3

[ricepisspee]

as it turns out, salt breaks down egg whites. the only ones that worked were the garlic ones and they tasted like garlic dirt so I tossed them. do not try this

[bea2me]

Thank you for the sad but important update. Now we know why these don't already exist. My last savory experiment proved that garlic ice cream hasn't gone mainstream because it tastes like frozen Alfredo sauce, so you can file that under time saved

[zoi-no-miko]

.... This exchange is magical

[manticoreimaginary]

Making this my About Me page

[frenchroasted]

*puts down mirror*

[systlin]

do you have opinions on the keto or paleo diets?

My opinions on diets in general are that they should be avoided.

[systlin]

Eat in a way that nourishes your body and makes it strong, not to fit into a smaller size of pants. Work out because it makes you strong and fit and is good for your health, not because you want to lose twenty pounds. Throw your scale right in the trash heap.

[shiftythrifting]

[sandandglass]

The Half Hour S05E09 – Emily Heller

[tzikeh]

I’m… honestly not sure how much harder someone could @ me. Really not.

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

I’ve never been dragged like this before

[anxietyproblem]

[knockfivetimes]

Can’t stop watching this

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[saint-batrick]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

dame judi dench looking directly into the camera and reciting this

[breelandwalker]

I feel like I wouldn’t be surprised to crack open a book of Shel Silverstein poems and see this accompanied by a fanciful illustration of a well-dressed lobster practicing social distancing.

[firstgrave]

Do you think bisexual women are allowed to use butch/femme?

I think bisexual women are allowed to do anything, up to and including arson and shape shifting

[huffylemon]

[copperbadge]

I laughed suddenly and loudly in my cubicle at work. 

[fcuties]

Okay so I was on socially distant walk with my dad today and this 2 year old baby runs up to me and hugs my legs and the woman who I presume to be his mom yells "Peter no! Social distancing!" And he completely ignores her and still, while hugging me, looks up and yells "HI" and the mom just looked so disappointed and I LOST IT