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[badsciencejokes]

They vibin #hiatus — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2ZLw00S

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

i’m so bored can someone please throw a stimulating toy into my enclosure

[tamale-actual]

[kafk-a]

literally everybody who has ever been kind to me has made me kinder in return

[m-thegreatandpowerful]

My takeaway from the update news for acnh

Y'all im rushing to clear out a patch of land to put my pumpkin patch in!

[tockthewatchdog]

“we were born wrong”

[teenblunder]

I’m thinking about going missing

[anxietyproblem]

[red-gyarados]

I’ve had to reread my emails up to a dozen times to take out unneeded words and apologies, because being to wordy and apologetic can make you look less professional or confident. Fake it till you make it!

[vampirecatprince]

Also, keep in mind that if you grew up around a single parent who did this and has this kind of history, you may have picked it up as a quirk.

[garbage-empress]

Me needing to prepare an airtight case for minor bullshit like I’m my own defense attorney: what do you mean this is a trauma response?

[plaguedoctormemes]

Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:

Its the best!!!

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

[toastbutteregg]

2013 is that “year” for me

[stars-bean]

Lupita Nyong’o as NAKIA in Black Panther (2018) dir. Ryan Coogler

[thebestoftumbling]

[arvanitish]

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

[toasty-the-kitty]

I SAID

“MA'AM

DOESN’T YOUR HUSBAND HAVE

N I P P L E S ?”

[thenatsdorf]

Cat Man Disco Party. (via elgatomontes)

[poutine-supreme]

Don’t bother inviting me if your party isn’t this lit

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White lgbtq people LOVE to forget that black people exist in our community

[canadiangold]

best thing i learned today: “The Loud American” role in Japanese businesses

[canadiangold]

nobody asked but imma explain anyway

no idea how it came up, but my programming prof was talking about his friend who works for Nintendo Japan who’s secondary role is The Loud American, and my prof explained what that was and how it came about

see, in Japan you do not talk back to your boss. you just don’t, even if they have stupid ideas and want the company to act on them. Like Nissan did sometime back. But since the other employees couldn’t do anything about this terrible idea that would ruin the company, they called in an American who had no reservations about telling the boss that their stupid idea was a stupid idea

and that’s just become a role in Japanese businesses, where they keep an American on staff who plays up the American stereotype and tells the boss what the Japanese employees can’t or won’t out of societal norms

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

dream job.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

How much do they pay per hour for me to sit around and every so often storm into the bosses office and call his ideas stupid as fuck?

[sexatoxbridge]

[eyeofscottie]

instagram.

[theelovelyyboness]

I love this. I’m all for these types of friendships but I think most ppl think anything intimate is too far but friends can do these things too