Enter Cliche

Montana / 30 / Never Online

[lindamarieansonsnaps]

[noco3n-com]

「 colorful autumn 」

[cryptotheism]

In the club killing a live bird with my teeth

[jame7t]

outside the club resuscitating a dead bird with my veterinarian degree

[cryptotheism]

The bouncer keeps handing the bird back and forth between us

[friendlypentagon]

Hey can someone answer me ? I've never been in a Tumblr thread and I love these (I'm not even sure you guys will see this answer)

also nevermind this account I've only used it like 7 years ago

[cryptotheism]

^ the bird

[crescentmp3]

[lost-carcosa]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[mjulmjul]

happiness

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

[whatagirlcandream]

[coldswarkids]

you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day

[spitblossoms]

[herbgerblin]

i jumped out of bed in a cold sweat to make this

id: first image is the tumblr halloween icon, which depicts a skeleton-like ghoul in a spooky red robe. the second image is the same ghoul, now photoshopped to look like they're dabbing. end id

[txttletale]

the idea of using tumblr as a twitter alternative is incomprehensible. it's like if your local walmart closed down and you started doing all your grocery shopping at the cursed antique store from needful things

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[spukejonze]

peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia 

[ashstfu]

you wanna fight huh? okay let's take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand

[bea-sthetic]

The voice in my head was vey aggressive at first and then got increasingly softer reading this.

[ikwt]

Shard (Mohamed Abdulle) | instagram

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

[peacemode]

[darksteel-relic]

[sacred-portal]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

i trust them all