Because I Can

I have two moods: 1) Could we just lay in bed all day? 2) Let's go hiking, and build a fort, and bake cookies, and take stupid selfies, and go swimming, and paint a picture, and dance around the room, and... //Mountain Living // Aries // Artist //

[featherbosswell]

anyone ever: It's getting hot in here.

my brain: ......so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????

[frawgs]

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

[mirkokosmos]

[aus10england]

unmute this for the love of god

[shewasthesun]

[helluva-pilot]

trump said that he wants to return to his tower on the weekends

boi, he doesn’t understand what this job entails 

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

Ok but can we address how supervillainy “return to his tower” sounds

[prasejeebus]

JESUS

[eelhips]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Eel Hips

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

someone: so what is your biggest fear?

me, thinking about those times when you’re sat at a window seat on the bus and a stranger sits beside you trapping you there and your stop is coming up but you’re on a seat that isn’t near a stop button so you’re going to have to communicate with this stranger to move while the bus is still in motion and navigate to a stop button in time without falling but you’re bad at socialization and maintaining your balance: heights

[ultrafacts]

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[qndeldr]

I still need to know what dog this is

[ultrafacts]

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

[bubblegumdomme]

Holy shit.

[kaylamariiie1993]

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

[ultrafacts]

[leadhoovesies]

MOUSE

[musical-dreamer-of-love]

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

[bayocake-deactivated20160731]

Level 1

Level 17

Level 35

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

[vancity604778kid]

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)

[ultrafacts]

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

[professor-snuggly-von-scooper]

Fuck now I want a cartoon of it

[alexi-bear]

BIG BABIES

[pansexualcoholic]

[memewhore]

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

seriously though this is amazing, and narrating it Animal Planet style would be a really fun way to do a movie like Zootopia.

[aquitaine-hunger-force]

I.. need to try this, so bad

[wakalakamakapuja]

Stranger Things (2016)

[wereralph]

honestly what year is it

[eggorf]

I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

[acoustickub]

Took my a solid minute.

[hippygypsycat]

never gets old 😹🙈

[askthesmile-child]

[justsomeanonymousblog-deactivat]

I just forgot to open my mouth and poured water all over myself.

[disabledmeansicantfuckingdoit]

??? I have done this

[dyspraxialifehacks]

Or when you open your mouth but then lift your hand too far and it spills all over? Or when you open your mouth too far and it overflows? Or forget to put your hand down? Honestly there are so many variables involved in drinking water.

[justsomeanonymousblog-deactivat]

Or you don’t lift your hand far enough and it spills all over also. Or you forget that inhaling is not a step in drinking and everyone stares as you choke and cough. Or there’s a straw and it goes in your nose or eye instead of your mouth.

[featherbosswell]

me, in tears: please, please just stop making typos, it's not that hard i promise

my fingers: fcukc yoy

[neurodeervergent]

Motor skills yes *trips over own feet* yup I have those *walks into door frame* I’m very *misses door and walks against wall* ouch - GRAceful *repeatedly gets belt loop stuck on door knob and almost falls over* SO GRACEFUL *accidentally knocks glasses off my face while gesturing too hard* SO GRA-