the moon fell for the sun

kat. 22. sc. historian. dog mom.

[sstarlust]

[ylwkirby-moved]

What’s it like being 21 and older

[dream-cassette]

[onceiwashere]

No woman will ever want to fuck you

dude i’m a world of warcraft blog. you think this is news?

[andrewquo]

You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?

well no one else is gonna do it

[antidxte]

Boobs or butt

um? the whole girl

[all-tings-gubler]

[radiation]

because chuck norris is a racist we now need to make memes in which he is INCREDIBLY weak

[radiation]

[wigmund]

For people confused by this - Chuck Norris is a right-wing fundamentalist who is a regular on sites such as World Net Daily (rabidly right-wing Christian Breitbart), he also threw a fit when gays were allowed into the Boy Scouts, he openly endorsed the pedophile Roy Moore and is also an anti-vaxxer.

[rennchildofra]

How disappointing.

[otahkoapisiakii]

Chuck Norris has been a whole punkass since forever. I never understood why we had all these “undefeatable” Chuck Norris memes when Bruce Lee has always been right there and he mollywhopped Chuck Norris good af in Return of the Dragon

[zukana13731]

When Bruce Lee does a push up he’s pushing the earth down

Death once had a near-Bruce-Lee experience

Bruce Lee built the hospital he was born in

Bruce Lee caught all of the Pokemon using a landline

[scoutbot]

one i made up myself years ago is “[bruce lee] can sweat backwards”

[eberles]

this game provided so many good close ups | 6.5.21

[everythingfox]

“Dog getting excited over some BBQ’d chicken”

(via)

[pointnclick]

Yeah, fried chicken Wednesday, baby. Yeah-fucking-it’s one of my favorite nights because of fried chicken. Yeah, fucking Wednesday night baby. Fucking fried chicken. Yep, fried chicken Wednesday. Fried chicken Wednesday. Who deserves fried chicken? Me. I deserve fried chicken; it’s fucking Wednesday. Wednesday night fried chicken. Yeah, closer to the weekend - Thursday, and then Friday, here comes the weekend. Fuck it, fucking Wednesday night fried chicken. Wednesday, baby. Who deserves fried chicken? Me. Who deserves fried chicken? Me. Love fried chicken. Chicken Wednesday, baby. Fucking fried chicken Wednesday. Wednesday night, baby. Fried chicken Wednesday, yeah.

[brfphoto]

Longwood Gardens. Kennett Square, PA.

ISO 800 | 18mm | f/3.5 | 1/8000 sec

Photo © 2021 Brian R. Fitzgerald (brfphoto.tumblr.com)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[gengarshade]

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

i did not need to know that

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[fukkce]

fat does not mean ugly

[nuka-rockit]

turn up the volume on your favorite song to scare the serotonin out of hiding

[whitepeopletwitter]

[habituallychic]