heaven knows i tried

[unaverage-confessions]

Therapist: “Are you experiencing any suicidal thoughts?”

Me:

[paradisixx]

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

[pocmemes]

[stars-struck-lover]

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

[parlezvousladybug]

Legend

[murrddocks-blog]

[eight-teens]

anime + food aesthetic

[pusheen]

[sixpenceee]

How cookie cutters are made.

[aww-so-pretty]

How cute is this?! 😍

[catchymemes]

[cisnowflake]

Woah

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

I want it

[thegreatweissshark]

But is it also a gun?

[imfemalewarrior]

This could fit in even a small purse or pocket! 

-FemaleWarrior 

[quincyprsn]

https://booyakashaa.com/collections/cosplay/products/amazing-extending-metal-cane-staff-from-6-5cm-to-1m50cm

Just wanna point out this is intended for cosplay purposes, it’s not meant to be a weapon

[stardustschild]

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

[babyanimalgifs]

Remember to take it slow with the frozen treats

[raiseyourweapon]

Legitimately tried not to laugh and failed about 2 seconds in

[melaninboy]

HIGH SCHOOLERS ‼️‼️ COMMUNITY COLLEGE IS OKAY!!

Please don’t ever let anyone shame you for attending.

[black-multiverse]

Do yourself a favor. Save money

[alternativeblkgal]

no seriously. my biggest regret is going to a 4 year university when what i want to do doesn’t really require a college degree at all. and now i’m stuck with thousands in loans.

[transitionaomie-deactivated2026]

It is More than okay!!!! Please go

[krugerevengeinej]

You can go to a community college to get your lower division coursework done and then transfer to a four year to finish your degree. The best part is once you go to community college it wipes the slate clean, so if you had bad grades in highschool they wont matter, as long as you do well in community college.

[gahdamnpunk]

I didn’t know I needed this, maybe you do too 💕💕

[knoo-o]

[trapcard]

she snapped

[honestlyprettychill]

hOLY SHIT BARBIE <3 <3

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

[hannahhillam]

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Did the cat just give–

[c-bassmeow]

Cats actually can tell babies are little humans and as a general rule of thumb they tend to go easier on babies and will tolerate more behaviors they usually do not tolerate in adults. Not only that but many cats can become overprotective of babies and show them a lot of affection. Or if they hate babies they will just hide and run away instead of attacking. Obviously exceptions exist, but I find this proclivity to be so heartwarming

[skunkandburningtires]

R.I.P. Isao Takahata (October 29, 1935 – April 5, 2018)

The Oscar-nominated Japanese anime director Isao Takahata, who co-founded Studio Ghibli and was best known for his heartbreaking masterpiece, Grave of the Fireflies, has died at age 82.

R.I.P. Mr. Takahata, I will always cherish the films you gave us!