pissant advocate

beggar, chooser, old man connoisseur. cy. she/her. 20+. please don't repost my art, thanks :-)

[feldsparite]

hi i'm cy feldsparite! this is an ossan objectification zone and More! if you want to track my descent (see all my zenkichi posts) you can check out #hasegawa hell. if you want More, do look at #my art. thank you :-)

[apjvff]

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

[reefsharkivist]

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

[eategg24]

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[feldsparite]

do y'all remember that really long hallway in the osaka jail where you get to kill a bunch of nagas via trolley

[feldsparite]

someone reposted my art on reddit???????

[threedollarsdotcom]

DJ keep the music volume the exact same

[gondwana]

Divorced dads do not wear pants at home. It keeps their pants cleaner.

Loading screen tip

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I feel as though I've been graced with the presence of a deity and I have been called to take up the mantle.

Musterd gravy

[tummydrummer-deactivated2014022]

me nd my pirate girlfriend

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook

[feldsparite]

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[peachfromcmbyn]

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

[sturgeon-system]

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

[seven-homosexual-dinosaurs]

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