Ur L headcanons are saving me pls grant us more/gen/silly/lh🙏💝
*grabs L by the hood* I AINT DONE WITH YOU YET BIG BOY!
-The huff noise he makes when he’s pissy actually sounds like a growl. He also walks with a slink motion that almost reminds one of a big cat. This dude is so cat coded it’s not even funny.
-Genuinely fond of baby ANYTHING. Young children, baby pokemon, small items; if it’s tiny he thinks it’s the sweetest thing. (He has baby fever because of his age no one tell him.)
-Loves steak to an unhealthy degree. The more tender the better, and he can eat a lot. Your wallet will be crying if you take him out to dinner because he doesn’t hold back unless you blatantly ask him to. Also a fiend for pasta.
-Will not move in with his S/O for months, as he doesn’t want to have to get comfortable somewhere only for it to disappear. He will only move in after a decent amount of time or an extreme show of trust. What exactly those would be I’m not too sure on; guess it’s up to you.
-He just kinda has the Zygarde cells all over him like friggin’ fleas. You’re gambling if you touch him when Zygarde 10% isn’t there because there could be a number of squishy little surprise visitors on him somewhere. If you are around him a lot and they see you as safe they will also end up randomly on you somewhere most of the time.
-He walks with a strange gait, not quite a limp but it’s not exactly stable either. It makes his left foot scrape the ground for some reason occasionally as he walks. You’ll hear him scuff his shoe when it happens.
-Loves drama shows, the really corny ones. It’s because they make him giggle like a child.
-He’s a leaner. He leans on things a lot, and that includes his S/O. On walls, on their head, on a rail, on the car, on his pokemon, on doors, you get the idea. It’s such a problem because he automatically tries to lean when he stops walking and has almost fallen flat on his ass several times.
-Has learned how to fist fight. People are not kind. He’s very scary once he gets a bit of bulk on him. Keep him in a tight leash for the first year after he moves in at least and don’t let people see him alone. If he gets jumped everyone is getting hurt.
-Until he moves in with S/O he smells horrible. Like 15 days no shower, no deodorant; like he smells like a landfill like Garboder. It’s not his fault, but he smells really bad. He doesn’t smell too bad on the weeks he’s able to board at the pokemon center though. There he has access to their free supplies. When he is able to reliably get clean, his favorite bath wash smells like oranges and cinnamon butter. Very weird but very specific to him.
-He is covered in freckles, but they are SO light that you can’t see them outside of certain light or actual sunlight. They go from his neck down to his shoulders and even slightly down his back. He’s a little shy about them because right now he’s not sure why he has them.
God I love a doofus. He’s the biggest one.