JustIronyThings

Sewing and Cats are love! Ace/Pan; going through life, depression and disorders; trying to do this with a lot of humor and sarcasm; plural sideblog: @batcaves-and-angel;

[felitidae]

Me inside: I wanna go out, I wanna walk around, see places, buy stuff...

Me outside: I wanna go home, I wanna sew something, I wanna sort through my stuff, clean up, dye my hair...

[felitidae]

You god damn tumblr people and your vocabulary!

I was in group therapy today and we did some game to work on our communication skills, whatever.

The task: one person looks at a picture and describes it to the rest of the group who have to draw it just from description. Like one guy describes a bird cage, the door is open, a bird is flying out of the cage.

You know how hard it was for my impulse control NOT to ask "and what's the genitals situation on said bird?"

[felitidae]

[poetrylesbian]

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

[whalepunk]

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

Welcher Reformkritiker bist du?

Kulturpessimist

Untergangsprophet

Nöler

Nörgler

Empörter Berufskritiker

Alles der oben genannten

Voting ended onJul 11

[felitidae]

Hatte ne lange Diskussion mit meinem Freund ob das jemand ernstnehmen würde, wenn ich n Unfall haben sollte

[felitidae]

AI bros auf deutsch beleidigen kann ich

[felitidae]

Bins nicht gewohnt soviele Reaktionen auf einen Post von mir zu haben D:

Eure tags halten mich am Leben fürwahr

Pun translated:

"Dont get on my nerves you son of a rather hasty hookup!"

Gemini sounds slightly like "geh mir nicht" (= "dont get on my") its like the german equivalent of ligma

[felitidae]

Alles was ich zu Merz und der GroKo zu sagen habe ist strafrechtlich relevant.

Ich versuchs mal zusammenzufassen: Fick diese abgrundtief schlechten Menschen

[felitidae]

Ich gehe erst wieder arbeiten, wenn der Job als Kanzlerin wieder frei ist

[felitidae]

*höre KIZ "Rap über Hass"*

"Es sind 30 Grad!"

Ich: huh... mild :)

[beetroot-murdertime]

Und außerdem. Happy Pride month to this diva

Diversity win! Your vitamin-rich juice is asexual!

[beetroot-murdertime]

@siarven und @unscharf-an-den-raendern, euer Wunsch ist mein Befehl 🫡

[brandybradyrandyandyndy]

Ja! Ace! (für den kleinen Geldbeutel)

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[pikamusume]

[felitidae]

!!!!! I need him!!!!!

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[pulim-v]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[sheyri]

Wake up Tumblr! New Pride flags just dropped!

Personally I'm a sucker for a good Spezi (though I haven't tried Paulaner Spezi in recent memories). But the Cola colours do be nice.

[felitidae]

Die Bi-Cola schmeckt so super <3

Warte jetzt noch auf Ace-Tea :D

[avpdhaunt]

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

[mistranslatingpostsintogerman]

stellen für leute die nix können oder aushalten

[felitidae]