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Spotted in Kraków, Poland. (via ur26ci124q)

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

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and so it begins..

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i was not fucking ready for this photograph

iopele

… this photo makes the whole thing so much better and I cannot stop laughing help I need oxygen

sandandglass

Stephen Colbert and Stephen King concoct a scary story

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Best Trump shade I’ve seen so far

sixpenceee

This is the heartwarming moment a circus lion feels grass and soil beneath its feet after spending 13 years locked in a tiny cage.

The big cat, named Will, had travelled in a small cart for more than a decade, forced to perform as the circus moved around America. But Will’s fate was to take a dramatic turn after he was rescued by Ranchos dos Gnomos Santuario in Brazil and given a new home. After being released from the cold metal cage, the lion immediately ran over the soft soil and grass, rubbing its paws into the earth before rolling over and taking in all the new sights and smells.The amazing footage was actually recorded back in 2006, but has only just been made available to the public. (Source)

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I just love him so much, like how could anyone hurt him like that?

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Animal cruelty really sets me off. Happy endings like this restore the heart

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A strawBEARy

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a friend

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yay

volcainist

She did that

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watching a movie with a straight romance feels exactly like when you cant skip an ad on youtube

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i love how many ppl are tagging this post “or ANY romance tbh” like no i was specifically referring to heterosexual romance because i hate the straights make no mistake about it

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i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

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I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

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battlships

Considering he was written to represent Jewish values, he should probably be Middle Eastern.

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I’m so here for black Jewish Superman

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YES (ps I read is Superman Jewish fyi he is)

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Black Jewish Superman? Then we know who needs to play him.

Clark Kent:

And then he changes…

…into Superman.

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♪ I’M TAKING THIS CAPE BY THE REIGNS MAKIN SKIN CELLS POWERED BY SUNS RAYS ♪

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OH MY GOD YOU DID THE THING. BLESS YOU.

♪ YO, TURNS OUT WE HAD A SECRET WEAPON! AN IMMIGRANT WE KNOW AND LOVE, WHO’S UNAFRAID TO STEP IN! ♪

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@dontbearuiner

mxlabradorite

Always reblog Daveed Diggs Clark Kent.

haunted-hideaway

Yes. This. Make this change immediate and henceforth.

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I want this.

sixpenceee

Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist.

angelicguy

this got 100k? jesus

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this is so woke no wonder

captainragtag

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

iidelirium

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

sevenpoints

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

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people shouldn’t have to pimp themselves off to the military to afford college wtf

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They don’t…lol

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actually almost every teacher i’ve ever had has suggested joining the military because they’ll pay for college and almost half of my class is either doing it or considering it but i hope that rock you live under has air conditioning

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Couple Mourning Their Cat Find a Note from a Stranger Whose Life was Touched by Their Cat

A couple from the UK were saddened when their cat suddenly passed away, but little did they know that their beloved feline had helped fill a void in a stranger’s life.

Bear and his brother Teddy were always together, sharing their every adventure. What their humans (reddit user TravUK) didn’t know was that they had made a friend next door for quite some time.Two weeks ago, Bear suddenly passed away. As the couple was still in mourning, they came to find a note attached to Teddy’s collar one day. That’s when they realized that someone else they had never met was also missing their cat.The note reads: “Dear Owner; I’m your neighbour, living in 4. I’m also your cats’ close friends as they (2 cats) are used to coming to my room everyday. But one of them, a bigger one has disappeared for two weeks. Is he ok? I’m so worried about him. He is so lovely cat and always touched my heart. Wish he is fine. - Y.T. 2/March/2017.” “We posted a letter back into number 4, saying that our other cat had passed away. We also included our email address,” TravUK said.When they woke up the next morning, they received a lengthy email from the neighbor, explaining how she loved her time with their cats, especially Bear. The cat admirer is an exchange student from China studying at a nearby University. She loved every second she spent with Bear as he filled her heart with joy and kept her company when she needed a friend. As a student studying overseas, she experienced being homesick. Bear was able to comfort her and remind her of home.The email she sent touched the couple’s hearts. She shared how she used to practice her university presentations to Bear. “He would sit on her bed and listen… she didn’t have anyone else to practice with. Very touching… She even attached some pictures they had taken of my boys which warmed my heart,” he said. The neighbor visited Bear at his grave in their garden and brought him flowers to show him just how much he meant to her. “Makes you proud that he could brighten up more than just my households lives.”

Via Love Meow