Beautifully Imperfect

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[beesmygod]

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[mysterysnake-deactivated2013122]

what the hell

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

This makes me really chuffed

[pameladoove-deactivated20180821]

This post is quite egregious

[cornflakepizza]

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

goddamnit.

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

[conservative-libertarian-deacti]

[mattsunsthighs]

all of you go to hell

[divagonzo]

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

[inactive1346597623595641352]

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

[rubes-dragon-deactivated2024030]

Why the fuck do these exist

[operativesurprise]

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

[summonerxi]

Literally is another example now.

[interstellerace]

There are 21 languages that have Contronyms/Contranyms.

English has 128 contranyms, almost 5 times that of language with the next highest number of contronyms (Arabic with 26) and more than the total number of crontranyms of every other language combined (89).

[akinmytua2]

We just love being contrary little shits

[benditlikekorra]

[stormesandshowers]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[glitt3rcritt3r]

[moonbeamdagger]

[holespoles]

Yuzu Kato

'Borrowing from the Tiger's Majesty'.

かとうゆず 「虎の威を借る」

[guerrillatech]

[reluctantbroodingdads]

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

[mothndust]

[forestfullofberries]

[wayward-delver]

“DEATH TOME,” The Simpsons DEATH NOTE Parody (FULL)

It is animated by DR Movie who also worked on the original series.

[snubbin]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Please watch this.

[robert-the-redhead-lover-deacti]

Shit, I’ve only seen stills of this.

[wereralph]

the photoset really didn’t do this scene justice im yelling

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

The voice acting is stilted, but the context makes that feel so, so genuine.

[guiltiest-gear]

A reminder that bats are superior to swords for their inherent potential for inflicted pain

Nothing rivals a sword in homoeroticism, but for just raw pain, bone breaking, blocking, and parrying, bats reign supreme

[torontofarmboi]

it took me a full minute to realize that you weren’t advocating using a flying rodent to inflict pain

[only-tiktoks]

[laughingfish]

Better than 3 seasons of BBC Sherl*ck

[teaboot]

Cold open to the hottest new procedural crime show

[ventusregina]

One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart” cause you have not felt joy until you’ve flipped the script on a suburban house mom or an old racist white man.  The joy of watching their face in shock and confusion while they’re called out in Christian Standards the same way they try to cover for their homophobia is amazing.  100% suggest it, at the very least it gets them to shut the fuck up.

[mckitterick]

Good Christian Hacks, an open-ended series

[frenchroasted]

Works wonders in the South, too.

And if they start to stutter and quote some cherry-picked Bible verse at you, come back at them with “yes, even the Devil can quote scripture, but that doesn’t mean he understands it. I’ll pray for God to grant you understanding in the fullness of His word.”

[kivcraft]

[nocturnofshadow]

I’m shitting at these tags

[mad-hare]

yea this is Montreal, do you want to know how bad Montreal drivers are? only on the island of Montreal, is it illegal to make a right turn on a red light. because they don’t fucking look. it’s the only place I’ve ever been that has lost it’s “turning on a red light” privilege

but yea powdered snow is slippery af and the island is hilly and full of narrow streets. not designed for wheeled vehicles.

[mad-hare]

I need to reblog myself because I just found this on the gov of Quebec’s website

[theocseason4]

[shades-of-kewl]

??????

[foeofcolor]

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[synebluetoo]

Everybody go home, we have a winner

[whitepeopletwitter]

It’s the multiverse theory