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24🍋she/her

[3000s]

"what would you do in this situation?"

i would sell airbrushed tshirts of spongebob smoking weed at the oceanfront

[shatterstar]

Of course you have something weird going on with your left eye. and pronouns

[lehit-deactivated20231019]

what shall i be for today silly orr....... scared? *holding them close to my body in turns like outfits*

[farmlesbians]

me and who

[savedgame]

[veryfunnymemes]

[nostalgicacademia]

Soft Dark Academia.

[evilnicegirl]

do you smoke with ur pets in the room often

i hotbox my car & then leave them in there with no a/c for hours in the summer and they love it

[fozfens]

misa was the original goth gf

[paramoregf]

whats more special than a romance between two women who both have something deeply deeply deeply deeply deeply wrong with them

[wizardshark]

Yeah tumblr user gidianthe?

[ratfuck]

Walter: Jesse! My cock got caught in my zipper!!

a guinea pig in a petsmart 571 miles away: wheek! wheek! wheek! wheek! wheek! wheek!

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Begging Staff to let me get a look at how the fuck does Tumblr's algorithm work

[hungwy]

Look at my post boy

[crtter]

My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English

[crtter]

It goes something like this

Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?

A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).

[crtter]

To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.

[crtter]

A lot of you in the notes seem to desire my dad carnally.

[palesystemmalfunction]

“Heartbroken” 1895 Ignacio Diaz Olano

[oneman-wolfpackk]

[woundedsaint]

he is like ophelia. to me

[spiderbasil]

i’m not butch but i believe in their beliefs

[spiderbasil]

i truly love all the beautiful sentiments expressed on this post. i made it after reversing my stick shift car very fast down the alley