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[writer-psalmie]

H...E...L...P!!! 😭😭

[wheeloffortune-design]

[helloitsbees]

me: *shaves legs* hehhee i am slippry like dolphin

my brain:

me:..............slippry like dolphin

[bruiselikeviolets]

you ever read something so fucking stupid you want to blow your brains out

[universefemme]

Bisexual women aren’t straight for dating men

[fierceawakening]

What the everloving fuck

[calslaundry-deactivated20211010]

[fiestabear]

[zonerbonerz]

there’s so much fuss over which spouse should change their last name after marriage can we all please act like adults here and go to fantasynamegenerators.com and let the warrior cat name generator decide

[teller-of-tragedies]

in case you needed some pink content today. pink 6

[eintsein]

A Guide to Audio Journaling

This past month (or longer, I think) I switched from regular, written journaling to audio journaling, and I thought it’d be great to share my experience: the practice, what I actually do, why I do it, and some things to think about if you wanna try it out.

I keep all my audio journals on the voice memos app on my phone, but if any of you know an alternate platform to do so, feel free to share!

Anyway, hope this helps, and as usual, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to send me a message or drop me an ask. Have an awesome week :)

[riverlarking]

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

[archivedbarfblog]

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice

[animentality]

“Secundus gay, lol”

[pollyjean]

daydreaming about the controversial statements i would make as a moderately famous musician during interviews with pitchfork

[americanvandal2017-deactivated2]

this is the one and only show ever created that accurately captures the teenage experience in the social media era

[wedding-shemp]

Everyone shut up about star wars discourse from now on we are appreciating star wars like kids again. We are agreeing that the spaceships are cool and we are pretending to be Jedi.

[u-f-o-friend]

I like princess Leia cus she’s pretty and she shoots guns and she’s friends with r2d2 :)

[dare-i-say-asexual]

being a preteen girl is so weird i remember one time when i was 11 a friend wouldn’t talk to me for a week because she was mad that the ritual we did at a slumber party to summon the jonas brothers into her dreams didn’t work for her but i had a nightmare about them chasing me through a dark airport

[zubbyzub]

[aceofstars]

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

[naamahdarling]

Except I can never NOT parse the “hieroglyphs” on the far right as reading “I dig that ass.” Which still works, TBH.

[dancefloors]

the dean from community could wash half these met gala bitches on an off day

[dancefloors]

serves on serves on serves

[valiantparadox-deactivated20191]

Cats clamber Corinthian caryatid :^)

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

SO I PUT A BULLET WHERE I SHOULD’A PUT A HELMET

AND I CRASH MY CAR ‘CAUSE I WANNA GET CARRIED AWAY

THAT WHY IM STANDING ON THE OVERPASS SCREAMING AT MYSELF

HEY! I WANNA GET BETTER

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

please please please don’t attack me for saying this but the normalisation of teenagers and college students smoking weed is becoming a problem

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

to elaborate, the other day i was visiting a college which has a bit of a reputation, as many colleges do, for having a lot of weed. and i mentioned one of my concerns for attending, which was the fact that if i inhale marijuana secondhand smoke, i have an asthma attack and physically can’t breathe. and i mentioned this to a couple prospective students and i both times got the reaction “it’s ok; you can just use edibles!” and i didn’t really say this at the time, but the fact is, i don’t want to. i don’t want to interact with weed at all in college, and—at least at my high school—that’s considered strange. and i honest-to-god believe that is majorly fucked up.

and here’s the thing. even expressing this sentiment is hard. because when i try to talk about the consequences of doing weed (yeah believe it or not there are some) or even my reasons for not wanting to do weed, people assume i believe myself to be morally better than someone who does do weed, and i don’t. i don’t feel superior to anyone, especially not for a reason as stupid as that. the thing is, i don’t want to use my asthma as an excuse for not wanting to vape, but i feel like i have to. i don’t want to use my asthma as an excuse for not wanting to smoke, but i feel like i have to. and i hate this aspect of the culture i’m in. i hate that i have to defend the position of “i don’t think eighteen-year-olds should smoke weed.” i hate that it’s considered normal—even cool—to consistently put recreational drugs in your body from ages 13-24.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

since making this post i’ve been called a bitch and a narc, which i think really tells you something.