[coughloop]

if you were a skilled glassblower what bong would you make that doesnt currently exist

I THINK I COULD CREATE THE BONG OF CHANGE

[pallorette]

za za za zacharie

[drsweety303-deactivated20240202]

How do I install mods for animal crossing, that add suicide, drugs etc for a more grounded experience? The dark is necessary to appreciate that which isn't.....

[ambiguouscarousel]

I drew Dedan in a jojo pose a while back

[schistcity]

in elden ring there are two types of boss; "beautiful" and "wet". if you're a beautiful boss your name is something like melinar the crimson spear or gondwana the gleaming and you're rocking an 80 inch pin-straight middle-parted wig. if you're a wet boss your name is randal reamtaint the revolting or lord giger groundstooth of the death brigade and you're built like a small- to medium-sized airplane in every direction. in both cases you are welsh.

[leylenangel]

The Batter

[afloweroutofstone]

The Bible is pretty clear that anyone claiming to know the exact date of Jesus' second coming is lying, and most non-Evangelical Christians in the US seem to know this. What most US Christians don't know is that the idea of a "rapture" is not in the Bible at all and did not exist for the first 90% of Christian history. The way most Americans currently think of it is heavily influenced by a series of novels written by a major figure of the Christian Right and then adapted into films starring Kirk Cameron and Nicolas Cage. The concept of the "rapture" is younger than the lawn mower.

[afloweroutofstone]

[weirdagnes]

Sam x Batter enemyship is starting to become my favorite crossover

(Thank you for the idea @hexoskeleton)

(Original under cut)

the original even looks like them😭💀

[constantinnen]

[fibsyy]

IM EATING

[tunarune]

woof

[friends-w-ghosts]

I drew this a little bit ago as my first attempt at OFF fanart

[cyanorth]

happy remake release!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pankendev]

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[storyweavingspider]

Did you name Midori "White People" in your yttd playthrough? That's amazing, I named him "ASSFACE"

I harvested these from someone on Twitter who did bc immaculate reactions. Here’s all of them.

[storyweavingspider]

Post cap last two

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

im watching a speedrun of some dumb "backrooms" game and this tutorial tip it gives you is killing me

[jestergal]

the youtube monsters they added to the backrooms watching me drink almond water

[ps2polpo]

For those wondering why almond water, earlier stories about the backrooms mention an almond smell. Now a bunch of people who don't know how to do horror well seem to have jumped to the idea that this almond smell is some magic cure all almond water

It should be noted that an almond smell is a common sign of cyanide which flew over those people's heads

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