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[em20]

Finally finished this ✨

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

[s-s-s-senp-p-p-pai]

McKenzie Scott is literally proof that these fuckers can donate HUGE sums of money to EVERYTHING and still live a comfortable life.... But nooO someone HAS to justify the pitifully small donations the richest men on earth make every year for their tax write-off

[a-slut-for-smut]

[tehriz]

Some also important context (this is June 2021, after her second round of grants was announced), as well: 

[image description: tweet from Dan Price, the Seattle business owner who doesn’t take a massive salary and pays everybody at his company really well: “Two years ago, she had $36 billion. Since then, she has donated $8 billion - more than anyone in the world. She is now worth $60 billion. I think people struggle to understand just how fast wealth accumulates for the super-rich. She literally can't give it away fast enough.”.]

[mana4anam-deactivated20221204]

She’s trying to singlehandedly redistribute the wealth she took back from Jeff Bezos and is failing at it because the economy is built so that wealth travels from the bottom, accumulates at the top, and then stays there. She literally cannot give her money away fast enough.

Think about this. This is our current capitalist economy at work. It is working as intended and designed by those who benefit from it.

Her story is incredibly revealing of how and where the system is failing.

[animeengineer]

It also means that we can, indeed, tax the hell out of billionaires and they will not suffer at all.

[anarchistmemedistro]

this thread is proof it works

[maid-of-timey-wimey]

Here’s Who MacKenzie Scott Donated To So Far In February

The billionaire philanthropist, and ex-wife of Jeff Bezos, has given four organizations $172 million so far this month.

In case anyone was curious what she’s been up to lately. (She has stopped publicly announcing the donations, saying that too much attention was going to her instead of the organizations she chose. Recipients are welcome to name her as the donor when they announce whatever they’re doing with the money, however.)

[unicarcass-archive]

i want to know what kind of effects eating hot cheeto macaroni and drinking orange joe in the same meal would have on my body

[unicarcass-archive]

i have regrettably partaken in the joe not once,

but twice (bottled soda was OBJECTIVELY worse)

and the hotcheeto macaroni knocked me out for 12 hours

if i have both of these in the same meal i think i will be knocked into a

shitters coma

[unicarcass-archive]

eulogy for my bowels, 2022

see you all in the next life

[unicarcass-archive]

[arsenicinshell]

Butterflies dresses by Bibian Blue

[mothman-etd]

@thebibliosphere

[angelicandsanegirl-deactivated2]

pls

[angelicandsanegirl-deactivated2]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

The fact that they’re still tight about this after all these years is so funny to me like they must think about it every single day

[vann-haal]

Man it wasn't even the copypasta. I saw folks eviscerating the guy for daring to write YA stuff. Teen love for teens. And how that made him a pedophile. Like that's what's being talked about here. Not the cock monologue. It was the endless hate and vitriol like I remember distinctly my dash being flooded with "he's a grown man who writes stuff for kids. That's super sus of him" and him literally being called a pedophile and other such smears. Like the cock nonsense was the absolute least of what happened. Don't be a derisive dick. If you're referencing that then obviously you were around to see all the toxic bullshit too and you should know all of this

But oh noooo! It was obviously the goofy taste of balls post that did it! Because tumblr is good and always correct /s

[dragonsspire]

It is particularly cruel to me that John Green was harassed essentially off of the internet in the way that he was because the poor man has OCD and is very open about it.

The way he was treated is horrible and disgusting for anyone at all, but John Green has for years and years (along with his brother Hank) tried to make the world a measurably better place while living with a horrific mental illness. A mental illness that makes something like being called a pedophile over and over again horrific in ways that unless you have OCD, or are very very close to someone who does, you will never understand because OCD targets whatever you value and makes your world a living hell over it.

And you know what? He still writes his novels, and he is still out here doing absolutely everything he can to make the world a measurably better place. The cock monologue was just the straw that broke the camel's back.

--

Also if anyone did this to my brother I would never ever forgive anyone involved. Never. The fact that they are still engaging with the internet in the way they do, with vulnerability and kindness is remarkable.

[vigilantsycamore]

The notes on this post are shit so just to be clear: if you’re following me and you think it’s funny to harass someone, or that it doesn’t count if the victim is above a certain age or if the harassment happens online, or that it’s worse to speak out against harassment than to harass someone, unfollow me because I don’t fucking want you to interact with me

On the positive side, here’s two replies that are actually decent:

[headspace-hotel]

"Harassing someone non-stop for months, including graphic sexual harassment and disturbing baseless accusations of child abuse, is funny as long as I think the victim is annoying!" -a lot of people, apparently

[rayshippouuchiha]

Reblog and tell us in the tags what the weapon type you simp after is. Like what weapon do you see a character use and it automatically elevates them in your eyes? Mine’s a scythe.

[ampervadasz]

[shintox]

This man’s even wearing gloves so his sweetly hands don’t slow his swipes down..

[bazemayonnaise]

once went to a japanese arcade and a man watched me play the taiko (drumming) game, gave me a little applause, and then started his game, pulled out a set of custom drum sticks from a bag that held several different weights and then proceeded to play faster than the speed of light.

[goldenfuzface]

As someone who lives in Asia, where speed-break-your-wrists type of games are incredibly popular. Yeah. Thats just how it is. You walk in any arcade, up to any cabinet, claw game, DDR, anything. And %80 of the time there will be some dude with a bag of quarters, who watches you play a game or two, then happily nods, claps and smiles at you. Before they reveal they have the key to open a rift in time and space. They show you a glimpse at the answers of the universe while simultaneously showing you what you could have accomplished if you never accepted the rules and boundaries of the universe. Then, if your lucky, they might gift you a little plush you waisted $34 in won and about 2 hours trying to get it yourself. You will never see them again after this.

[softchad]

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[bugsabound]

I dont know i zoned out for like an hour and came back to this

[only-tiktoks]

[kedreeva]

[uesp]

Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse reactions types to houses you can live in; Arrogant, Neutral, Nord, or Orc? The reactions for a player-built house, for example:

Arrogant: “Fine, when we’re not fending off attacks by wolves. Or bears. Or giant spiders. Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?”

Neutral: “Fine, love. I think the fresh air does wonders for all of us, and this house… it’s just perfect.”

Nord: “Fine, fine. Living out here on our own will take some getting used to, but I think it’ll be good for us.”

Orc: “Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We’ll have a little warrior on our hands in no time.”

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

Once again, Orcs prove to be the superior option.

[sindri42]

non-orcs: the house you built for me with your own hands is fine… I guess…

orcs: this place is awesome but it’s gonna be even better once we’ve fucked on every horizontal surface

[beardedmrbean]

Audio is crap, but turn it up when they hit the snow to improve your day anyhow

[crazy-brazilian]

this is what the establishment fears the most

[gobblechopstv]

[silver-tongues-blog]

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

[popegoodvibes-returns]

HES A WHAT

[roosterreturns]

[ladylilithium]

[alien-bumbum]

[gilmoregirlsdotgov]

he got it from marge

[pmpkn]

Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

[defective-replicant-deactivated]

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

[theindefinitejames]

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

[fakegeekguy]

Do you know about the fish finding sonar?

[britnxyspears]

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[razzberrysheep]

forgot to post this one

[lingwenboobs]

reblog to tranquilize the person you reblogged this from

[runby2]

[gaycop]