bird school 4 birds

end nerds now

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[b33tl3b0y]

homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

[dayman]

[zmpl]

“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

[segamascott]

[nylarac]

[tsunderrated]

[junk-thunder]

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

[lustcannibalism]

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

[melencholiaenthroned]

no gun emoji no boner emoji no knight falling on his own sword emoji WHAT IS THE POINTTTT. at least we have hole 🕳️ #myhole

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

[wizardpotions]

I think I know where she is pal

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[nyquilnap]

this is all thats left of her