bird school 4 birds

end nerds now

[nylarac]

[tsunderrated]

[junk-thunder]

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

[lustcannibalism]

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

[melencholiaenthroned]

no gun emoji no boner emoji no knight falling on his own sword emoji WHAT IS THE POINTTTT. at least we have hole 🕳️ #myhole

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

[wizardpotions]

I think I know where she is pal

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[nyquilnap]

this is all thats left of her

[oliviawebsite]

job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

[mavigation]

this person has so many all timers it’s insane

[mynowherenothing]

one of my favourite tweets ever

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[seased]

Visit Original Link

[meimetchi-deactivated20251007]

gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa

[despazito]