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I was telling my friend on discord to water his flowers and he was like “what flowers” and it ofc convolided into the classic eary one liner you bug this one friend, “bro forgot to water so much the flowers they got erased from history” and so on
Then this came
RIP to the legend
This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!
I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:
He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.
Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.
Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.
When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.
Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.
Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.
As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.
His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."
Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.
Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.
#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)
I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word
I appreciate 'adn' being preserved in the form of 'qeu', that's absolutely beautiful.
a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun
when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings
French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"
Pisse? In le pantalons???
Mon tabarnak j'vais te décâlisser la yeule, câlice!
went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning
Hell yeah
He’s in the right for that this is so cool
it’s true strawberry squid are pretty awesome
The German over engineered tool equivalent of eyes wow.
This feels like as if we soon woudl develop orange eyes simply to look at screens and one common eye for everything else
went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning
Hell yeah
He’s in the right for that this is so cool
it’s true strawberry squid are pretty awesome
went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning
Hell yeah
He’s in the right for that this is so cool
it’s true strawberry squid are pretty awesome
anyone have the original another shitty day in my stupid tranny life gif i cant find the original with the text not censored
this?
this image came to me in a dream
guess
Oh WOW
extremely funny when students get really into some harmless "vintage" activity to the point of absurdity. right now it's hacky sack, which is not something i ever thought i would see my students playing en masse. and yet here they are organizing competitive hacky sack teams. taking over any space they can to kick a hacky sack around. i had to chase a group to morning assembly today because they were busy playing hacky sack. just saw one of my students sending an email that said "stop adding randos to our team they're the worst sackers." 2026 year of the hacky sack ig
apparently stores are running out of hacky sacks. their voracity for hacky sack is outpacing the supply chain. beautiful hacky sack world
Ahhh, it's the Great Yo-Yo Shortage of 1997 all over again
the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man
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[20] Log date 1 178 1
Recording as Agate. Topic: Cross-Gem Fusion.
There are similarities to Same-Gem Fusion, heightened strength and stature, notably. I stand at about 9 units.
I have 4 arms. It is unknown if all Cross Gem Fusions possess this trait, or if it expresses differently from Fusion to Fusion. I share traits with both of my components, Rose Quartz and Peridot, but I also appear to have my own unique features. I’m rather fond of the glasses.
The mental state is…different. Sometimes it’s just me, but other times it’s a distinct back and forth, a debate in my mind.
I long to talk to another. I cannot be the only one, statistically it is highly unlikely. But, I imagine the ones that I would meet, get captured. And the rest stay hidden, like me.
I understand why my existence is forbidden. I deny both Peridot’s and Roses’ purpose… but it saddens me, regardless.
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I thought cuphead couldn't read... did bendy teach him the basics after he mentioned that he never learned how to?
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I drew @vicaly 's mermaid Leshycat! Can't resist the buff sea snake. While I saw various designs of Big Shape Leshy™, Vicaly's one is the one that made me go "WAIT I can give him pecs and a jawline???" so a crucial elements of my current design. Say thanks Vicaly.
I said before that I really like the heat trope... But I always avoid the icky lack of consent and play it for comedy hehe (and softness) I was gonna draw smut but my love for comedy striked again...
Also fuck hiding everything behind a cut, this is just some kisses and comedy I'm not censoring it. I used to not censor shit if it wasn't explicit, I'm getting back to good old habits.
When you remember he's "aggressively efficient".
Did a challenge where you get a random word and make a comic in one day based on it! The word I got was "boy"
