psst

Emma, 19, Cardiff Uni,

[drtrinitysantos]

I need to smoke weed with this bitch

[notkatniss]

[two-nipples-maybe-more]

oh

my

fucking

god

everyone on mobile click on the rb button on this post and then when it opens the writing screen long press the post button in the upper right

[flip-this-table]

Oooh, didn't notice this before! 😀

[softer-ua]

Bruh

Why is every feature on this hell site made like a boobytrapped treasure hunt? Sometimes I get something good and sometimes I end up back at the top of my dash 😂

[theotreptos]

Melissa Broder

[shanexrayn]

Me, thinking about high school:

[toastbutteregg]

what a jerk

and a thief

[atlantis-is-burning]

Guys, I had one of those “prophetic Obama” dreams last night.

We were sitting in a courtyard, watching a couple of deer, and Obama just looked at me, nodded and said, “only bare your teeth if you’re willing to get blood on them.” And then stood and walked over to feed one of the deer.

Like, the fuck?! I can’t come up with advice that good when I’m awake?!

[frollosuggestions]

what’s that noise. 

[frollosuggestions]

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

[frollosuggestions]

i’m going to check

[frollosuggestions]

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[todayilearnedthat]

and now I run this blog babeeeeey!!!

[sword-mlm]

WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

[charlesoberonn]

The World Health Organization is going to do what?!

[captainsamericaa]

this is basically what happened right

[enrique262]

Fidèle (May 2003–January 2016), a Belgian yellow Labrador Retriever, made famous due to his habit of sleeping on a windowsill facing the Groenerei canal in Bruges, Belgium.

[animejebbush]

[manletsarge-deactivated20190830]

funniest possible response to this post 

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[pipistrellus]

my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

 and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right" 

[kinky-space-nerd]

There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell

[wyrmwizard]

you ever have teeth just to flex on birds

[artichuka2]

[wyrmwizard]

Hm. This post got bad

[parkchanwoohoo]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Canon micropenis representation

[beatlesweatles]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

Indulgent