ACAB includes the hot ones

🇵🇸 He/Him/His  Southern, immigrant, very very queer

[legalizegay]

Must watch

[capacity]

This could save the world you know

[beboots]

[antivan-surana]

@eazzy--pink

[crazy-brazilian]

[queencalico]

[narwhalsarefalling]

this was the image i was trying to send btw

[galladegamer]

[haarute]

pov you are sent to hell

[sodeathitis]

They grow grants there like rhubarb

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[segamascott]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[casgirl]

He want to fuck slayyyter. Richard we should link later.

[softlyfiercely]

My brother’s friend went exploring in a mine shaft and found a ringtail and thought it was a “sketchy ass cat” and decided to pet it and it bit him and he had to go to the hospital for rabies shots DONT DO DRUGS KIDS

[softlyfiercely]

Bringing this back cause it’s amazing

[nico-the-overlord]

How does this have under 1k notes

[consumerofshorthomies]

WTF DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T A HERITAGE POST

@satan-offical thoughts?

[softlyfiercely]

if this becomes a heritage post my life would be complete although i feel i should provide some more context as this post begins to blow up:

-the video is from a time before sharing files across devices was trivial, which is why it looks so bizarre. my brother took the original video which i believe was a snapchat video which somehow got uploaded onto my parents’ computer, where my brother showed it to me. i immediately recognized the comedic gold and insisted on getting my own copy, so i re-filmed it on my own digital camera, which is why my brother is narrating what the video will be about before it starts. i then managed to get it onto my tumblr through a series of dark magic rituals. this is why it has an old mac toolbar AND a weird caption AND a vidlab watermark. simpler times indeed

-i was not involved in the act of exploring an abandoned mine shaft (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or touching the wild animal (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or hanging out with my brother (extremely dangerous, do not do this) and i do not endorse any of the behavior depicted here. leaving me notes and comments explaining that this was a bad idea is not a productive use of your time. i have known that everything my brother and his friends do is stupid and dangerous my entire life but at least in this instance we get to enjoy the fruits of their poor choices

-preston was fine. he was scratched up and got some rabies shots but this was not the first, last, or worst injury incurred by a young man who decided to follow my brother’s recommendations for what would be a good and cool idea to do. (his best friend was taken from our house to the ER six times over the course of middle and high school.) to my knowledge the ringtail was also fine despite his encounter with the cast of temu jackass.

-THIS IS PRESTON, GETTING EATEN, BY A….SKETCHY ASS CAT. MILESUNDERGROUND

[6ofclubs]

Don’t be shy

[kiwinatorwaffles]

we all got that one friend who’s always on those damn prophetic visions

[the-haiku-bot]

ALTwe all got that one

friend who’s always on those damn

prophetic visions

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[marxism-transgenderism]

Google search how to reset the body's score counter. Google average score kept by body. Body score counting rigged site:reddit.com

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[catboybreeder]

by the power of modern technology….they’ve managed to rebuild him…

[afloweroutofstone]

“We asked Senator Lindsey Graham to expound his views on civil liberties earlier today, but our interview request was declined. Instead, we received a package from his office on Capitol Hill containing an 8-track tape of him laughing for 37 minutes, accompanied by a Xerox print of his penis.”

[afloweroutofstone]

My first Lindsey Graham hatepost was made in 2013.

[depsidase]

[thebichelor]

André Silva * 1995 🇵🇹 Portuguese soccer player