There Ain't No Party Like A *Fern* Party

[thelingerieaddict-deactivated20]

Bras from Wacoal Japan

[boggybottom]

MEANWHILE, IN AMERICA…

[hebdomadaria]

story idea

a superhero story where the villain and the superhero are roommates and they keep making excuses to each other about why they are out all the time and they stitch each other up after battles but neither has any idea that the other is their nemesis and they keep on having to lie to each other why they are covered in scratches and bruises

[the-fault-in-our-gays]

Plot twist: they’re also attracted to each other/dating

[mishasminions]

SO ESSENTIALLY MR. & MRS. SMITH BUT WITH SUPERPOWERS AND MASKS?

[fernsfans]

THAT SHOW IS AMERICAN DRAGON: JAKE LONG KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES PEOPLE 

[hotdiggitydogblog]

Goofy garden dog.

[fadingsuggestion]

Fuck anyone who says I have to forgive everyone, “for my sake.” I worked hard for this anger. I worked hard to love myself enough to hate them.

[vivid-ellipses]

Shit, yeah, this is a thing that is hard to articulate. Some people don’t feel healed by forgiving the people who hurt them, because that’s what they kept doing over and over and it only led to getting more hurt. Sometimes you feel healed when you’re finally brave enough to say “This person was horrible to me, and I did not deserve that treatment, and I don’t have to be okay with it.”

[thefruitthatgodforgot]

Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didn’t want a child

[feminismcollectives]

My reblog speed tho -

[skortgorl]

[bullee]

[incorrectprideandprejudicequotes]

Incorrect "Pride and Prejudice" quote

Mr. Collins: Hey Miss Elizabeth, what’s your number?

Elizabeth Bennet: [visibly texting] I don’t have a phone.

[crownprince81]

[nevver]

Dawning of the Age of Aquarius, Spencer Tunick

[nevver]

Clickbait Old Testament

[fernsfans]

Oh my GOD

[bookmania]

I exist, that is all, and I find it nauseating.

Jean Paul Sartre, Being and Nothingness (via bookmania)

[danielkanhai]

it’s 4:57am and i’m drinking soda only because i looked at the clock and thought, “i don’t think i’ve ever had soda at this time of day before.” truly i am pushing the envelope of the human experience.

[danielkanhai]

i was at work the other night and someone said, “we should get a store dog,” and i said, “we should get a store parrot because then it could be the mascot for like 60 years,” and the owner overheard and said, “i think they live even longer, like 90 years.” and we all paused for a second, probably thinking about how we wouldn’t outlive a parrot, and the moral is don’t bring up parrots because they’re total downers that force you to face your own mortality very tropically.

[danielkanhai]

if you’re bored with life and feel like you’ve hit a wall or you’ve been stuck in an endless rut don’t go back to school, or find a new job, or start working out or reading new books or anything like that. just imagine all other life forms in the universe are huge, like giants, and earth is a tiny world. like you only know huge and small on a human spectrum so forget that and imagine the norm everywhere else is proportionally way bigger. yeah once you accept the idea that we’re actually the shrunken tiny little world, oh man is everything cute. like hey let me go to the tiny grocery store in my teeny tiny car. have you seen what i consider to be a big glass of water? what’s that? i should be making more money for someone my age? buddy i am like the size of a grape everywhere else in this universe, i’m doing okay. 

[fernsfans]

this made me feel better about my life 

[danielkanhai]

i got a raise and did overtime at work and i got my check and looked at it and it was kind of depressing because even though i knew what an extra $1.50 would do mathematically i was still expecting it would somehow add up to an extra fifty thousand dollars per pay period. like this is my best possible check i’m looking at. this is literally my check at 150% effectiveness. oh and look it’s the first of the month again, time to pay rent. i don’t even remember being alive in march. i should only have to pay for parts of my life i can remember. 

[danielkanhai]

mom: we should make that thing, what is it? like the tortilla buildup?

me: nachos?? good god, tortilla buildup? what is that, a disease?