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[hisuianserperior]

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

[beardedmrbean]

[existentialqueer]

The best photo I took at Dashcon 2

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

me and my buddies are building a silk road between our houses to make trading of spices, tea and oils easier

[charl0ttan]

doomed by the narrative. stoned by the narrative. powered by the narrative. progressed by the narrative. thrashed by the narrative

[contemptible-scoundrel]

youre not a real pariah I saw the people you care about thinking fondly about you

[cyrus-thenotsogreat]

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

[discount-supervillain]

[kittydealer]

u/Onfour

[myinnerfilth]

one thing about me is I’m going to make weird noises about it

[fruitblush]

this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

[fruitblush]

in some ways worse than my first rodeo cause i feel like i should be better at it by now

[magpiegirlforever]

pickup line: do you think i’m worthy of being saved

[helluva-kat]

Okay. But did he just heat up hot coals to eat them and then lizard crawl up next to him to warm him up...? Because if so.

Howfuckingcute.

[fantastic-fantasy]

I didnt realised 😭

[rimonoroni2]

love how heathers was like you cannot fix him. you cannot save his sorry ass. he’s going to blow himself up on the football field and you’re just going to have to live with that, babe!

[rimonoroni2]

in a world full of tropes that romanticize the violent bad boy with a heart of gold archetype, heathers had the strength to say no. no. that man is fucking crazy. he is going to ruin your life. you are not bonnie and clyde. you are not the juliet to his romeo. if he wants to kill a bunch of people and explode that is HIS goddamn business. and honestly i respect the shit out of it for that

[1anonyymous1]

tumblr is Iike the smoking area for social media

[venustheidiot]

this woman bashes heads for a living btw.

I know she’s like 30 but WHY DOES SHE MAKE THOSE FACES??

I am personally defending this golden retriever, this cinnamon roll this ball of light.

anyone who’s trying to hurt her Will personally get CLOCKED and held at gun point.

I will feed those people to a fucking lion if I need to.

the most realist thing about Harley is her constant need for WiFi 🙏💀

like babe, what made you think a overgrown rainforest thing would have WiFi?

I WILL DEFEND THIS WOMAN WITH MY LIFE.

[teathattast]

[norondor]

reblogging this to add that I often think about the old man yaoi mangaka on bluesky who said "the phrase that finally convinced me that the English language is truly beautiful was 'this shit is so ass'"