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25•5’4 Avid reader. . Ready for a goddamn nap.

[airframeextender]

you know what really gets my goat?

[aglaja-deactivated20131222]

el chupacabra

[anonaboo]

I’m sorry!? What?!

[lindseyanna]

[fandomchaosposts]

I’m sorry WHAT‽

[likecanyoujustnot]

Leave me and my weird names in peace

[hembrista]

Bela Lugosi about his female fans 

[justarandomgirly]

Is this why we are all here such sluts for fictional men?

[theconcealedweapon]

[flightyquinn]

Some other bangers;

"Jack of all trades, master of none" ... "but ofttimes better than a master of one."

"Blood is thicker than water." "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the womb."

"Money is the root of all evil." "The love of money is the root of all evil."

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

there's also "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" which conservatives are oh so fond of saying

bootstraps are, well, straps on your boots. you cannot physically pull yourself up by them, and that's what the original phrase meant. "pulling oneself up by the bootstraps" is meant to be an impossible task

[adorkastock]

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness."

The second part really matters.

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[ashyfurz]

[bat-demon]

. that is a serial killer

[dspressed]

Just a reminder that Vincent van Gogh did not eat yellow paint to make himself feel happy, he ate paint, and drank different chemicals because he was suicidal and this is why he was not allowed in his studio while having breakdowns. He also did not paint starry night and his other great works because he was depressed, he painted most of them while he was in recovery and demonstrated his hopefulness and love of the world through this. Most of his great works were painted from his room at a hospital. Van Gogh’s depression should not be glorified. His hope and effort toward a better life, as well as his recovery from depression should be glorified.

-@bonseyjonsey

[skogrev]

You’re right and you should say it

[tracylmurray]

Thank you for the correct info

[sourdough-seal]

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

[obiwan]

Barbie + Blonde Male Fragility Reviews (insp):

[daphneblqke]

Barbie + hitting a little too close to home

[badjokesbyjeff]

God: “Adam, I’ll let you name the birds”

Adam: “Tit”

God: “Uhh ok”

Adam: “Boobie”

God: “Stop naming them after breasts”

Adam: Looks at rooster

[barbiethemovie]

[moon-mason]

[jennilah]

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

[jennilah]

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

[jennilah]

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

[jennilah]

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

[jennilah]

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

[jennilah]

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

[jennilah]

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

[cursedwitchazel]

mail is dumb

[skodasforge]

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

[queerhumanbeing]

Omg these little bean finally got their package and I’m fucking crying

[tikkety-tok]

such rage in such a little body

[dorbu]

[casmick-consequences]

i think he needs to ca

he needs to calm his ti

calm his t

[neuronary]

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

[once-a-polecat]

[were--ralph]

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

[flizaa]

if you have to ask you’re not ready

[were--ralph]

can you explain? i don’t get it

[thefirstanomally]

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

[muchymozzarella]

Hi were–ralph how are you

[ramblesamongstardust]

I understand the "I will die for you" ship dynamic, but what about the "I will not let you die, I will not let myself die- we will, at any cost, survive" kind of couple?