soap

she / they / trophy wife / mad scientist

[fagsromana]

filled with lust for some fucking guy

[coughloop]

you just dont see guys walking around wearing nothing but a barrel held up by suspenders any more

[toesuckler]

the butchers knife fandom is really dyin out, reblog if you love cleavage

[sunfortune]

crying

[ardentguilt]

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

[kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202]

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

[german-milfs]

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

[shirtsthatgohard]

[flowerytale]

Margaret Atwood, from The Blind Assassin

[fetacheeney]

that's my butthole.... get out.......

[yan-wo]

Eartha Kitt photographed by Carl Van Vechten, c. 1954

[femmeidiot]

Brain empty…. pussy thinking though.

[fetacheeney]

everytime i stand up and the toilet seat stands up with me i wanna kill myself

[spooksier]

journey’s end in lovers meeting

[bestiol]

ethically sourced from tumblr post under the cut

[deafmic]

I miss when the big boat was stuck

[fetacheeney]

u guys we need to march

[bigfuckingfish]

(to the tune of stop hitting yourself)

Stop killing yourself! stop killing yourself!

[ridemonologue]

there should be more female drug dealers i HATE interacting with plugs

[endangeredlove]

[neotrances-deactivated]

i got my jopping dress on