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The experience of venturing outside this month is not unlike being a fine steak, heated briefly and left feeling medium-unwell
Defucntland video on the failure of the dog electrolysis project
imagine Nanao from robot alchemical drive is your transgender coworker and you get to casually misgender her and watch her frown and get quiet and look really sad every single time
honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias
If you kjnow a guy who brews #alternative IPA's in america can you make sure he gets beat up just a little bit in the next few months. You jmust understand this is necessary for the ecosystem. Of everything.
I stand before the court accused of failure to indolencemaxx because I have not registered my noseprint as a way to unlock my phone
Actually not that difficult though I did squash my nose quite flat doing it
They call it rails gin because one shot will leave you bent over, panting and moaning for more
this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
i dont know who killed the guy
wikipe-tan bashfully acquiescing into doing more and more embarrassing kinks in the name of academic thoroughness
“You… you need a p-public domain image for bimbofication?” and so on and so forth
the literal first image on shipping discourse is wikipe-tan age gap yuri
I love this image so much. it’s so lovingly made. it’s so earnest. it was made with a level of passion and delicacy exclusively reserved for perverts. this was not “we need an image for shipping discourse haha wouldn’t this be silly” this was made with more yearning than the human body can bear
I’m still not over this. If you just showed me this picture with no context and asked me what article it was from I would guess it was a pastiche of some kind of pastoralist art movement, Romantic in the 19th century sense, a (chaste) expression of passion, youth, and sublimity. And then you’d tell me that actually it’s the Weberian ideal-type representation of age gap yuri.
This is why a pervert is like a type of mystic to me. They see what others cannot.
month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in
yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second
many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third
Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away
"humans aren't eusocial because we lack a sterile worker caste" <- has never seen a tgirl 6 yrs on e with an office job
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senseless violence will soon end to make way for something new: sensitive violence
imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath
Spent eight hours on an email draft today and never hit send. It’s amazing what you can’t do when you don’t put your mind to it