rubber boots and party pants

nicola. 24. uk. give me your reptiles not active 99.9% of the time

[fjordfolk]

'do you think dogs understand' this, 'do dogs understand' that, our relationship with canines predate everything we now call civilization.

[dubiouswizard]

Chris pine bard and that sexy autistic paladin should have open mouth kissed in the dnd movie

[etchif]

Oh what's that? You only read books with lots of "spice" in them? Well then I've got a great one for you, practically the whole plot revolves around "spice". Ahem. In the week before their departure to Arrakis,

[classic-simpsons]

THE SIMPSONS 07.24 | Homerpalooza

[medievalthymes]

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

[solarg0blin]

mē, tangō leviter Miētte cum latus pedīs meī: Miētta, dēmovēre ut nōn incurrere in tē

Miētte, cum oculōs ēius magnōs: tū CALITRĀS Miētte? tū calitrās corpus ēius sīcut follis? ēheu! ēheu! carcer prō Mātre! carcer prō Mātre prō Singula Mīlla Annōs!!!!

[perenial]

daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage

[cooking-with-hailstones]

Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.

I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.

And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!

Is that not just the coolest shit ever????

[netherworldpost]

(Quietly, with love) We will remember your bread, we will remember your dog, we will remember your shoes

(Quietly, with anger) We will remember your copper

[tallmadgeandtea]

Who up tracing one warm line through a land so wide and savage to make a northwest passage to the sea

[thegreatyin]

"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family

[barneycalhounslutmoments]

as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

any knight born after 1200 can’t achieve the holy grail, all they know is feasting, charge their horse, kill, have affair, go mad in the forest & cry

[matchadolly]

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

[bundibird]

AND YOUR PONYTAIL IS TOO TIGHT

[consulships]

youre in her dms im on wikipedia looking at bronze age tombs

[lakevida]

closure isnt real they made that shit up for tv and movie

[dogmouthhorse]

[thathousekilledmasterchauncy-de]

[halondrus]

me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is