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What do you do for a living

i try my best

armengoldira

anonymoustypewriter

That's the fucking whoville Christmas band contraption that drove the grinch to madness

kayvsworld

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

rizaoftheowls

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

depsidase

transxfiles

someone, reading my writing: wow great story!

me, sticking my hands in the plotholes: thanks it has pockets :)

gallusrostromegalus

Plot holes are merely the pockets in which your audience keeps their fanfiction ideas.

glitterandrocketfuel

This is galaxy-brain level understanding of story structure.

oneheadtoanother

idk anything about this but I love it

lynati

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

rpmaniac

It's called SS Food Challenges. From my understanding, the games are created for rural villages in Bangladesh as a way to bring fun and entertainment to local communities. The prizes are food, and everyone who participates gets something.

anxietyproblem

boghermit

Happy May the Fourth to this tweet specifically

gnocchioli

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

notlayingroses

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

imagine-darksiders

everydaylouie

good and evil

yogg-saron

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

yogg-saron

do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

yogg-saron

THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST

wizardshark

this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’

explorerrowan

There’s so much potential in this genre of joke. “There’s a fire in the kitchen!” etc.

yogg-saron

#max is thirteen now :(

i find it so genuinely hilarious that my little brothers age is measurable on tumblr specifically by people who have seen this post. i moved out a while ago but i know that he would love how often his dorky ass joke gets passed around on here. thank you all very much.