“It’s so strange… I mean, I look at him now, and I know that he killed my mom and he sent my dad to jail, but, sometimes he’s just so kind in the moment, I actually like him.”

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“It’s so strange… I mean, I look at him now, and I know that he killed my mom and he sent my dad to jail, but, sometimes he’s just so kind in the moment, I actually like him.”
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Might as well do it. Gonna fail my sem1 finals anyways.
Plot twist: I still really love Max. He’s equal parts selfless yet selfish, romantic yet frustrating, vulnerable yet badass. He gets shot in the chest for Liz and performs self-surgery, then sobs in his mother’s arms not three episodes later. A livewire boy that triggers town-wide blackouts when he gets Feelings. This bookclub-attending, crying cowboy is my kind of character content, GOD DAMN IT.
#I JUST… #leverage#okay so NORMALLY i really don’t like modern fiction comparing characters to lions#i really don’t prefer lions as animals analogues#there’s cumbersome and stuffy heraldric history#and unless it’s a lioness that animal isn’t as deadly as you think it is#but LOOKING AT ELIOT in the s3 finale #his hair was legit a mane it really was#and WHILE I’M TALKING HOW ABOUT OUR BOY HERE HUH#HOW ABOUT THE FACT#THAT he appeared on scene and saw moreau pointing a gun at nate#and IMMEDIATELY STARTED BARRELLING STRAIGHT FOR MOREAU#(kane was really going all out there he was like a short angry cyclone of hair and deadly intent)#ANYWAY ELIOT JUST CHARGING STRAIGHT AT MOREAU WITH NO REAL WEAPONS BUT HIMSELF#SCREAMING ‘YOU GOT ONE SHOT MOREAU’#fully intending that moreau takes the shot at HIM#AGAIN - NO BULLETPROOF ANYTHING HERE#and like eliot has prolly been shot lots#he knows that of the people here he’s the best equipped to take a bullet and keep fighitng#BUT OUR BOY WAS FULLY WILLING TO TAKE A BULLET FOR NATE AND SOME ITALIAN LADY WHO’D BEEN BLACKMAILING THEM#OUR LION-HEARTED BOY WITH HIS MANE OF GLORIOUS HAIR#(i’m okay with the term lion-hearted mostly due to the song by of monsters and men)#BUT ANYWAY I’M DYING OER HERE (via @takiki16)
I just needed to preserve these for posterity because MY HEART
tags from @eggy-tea :
leverage eliot spencer popping up behind the people menacing his crew to absolutely wreck their shit it really is one of the best recurring jokes on the show (but then i'd probably say that about all of the recurring jokes) (i am weak for this show) the really fun thing is how the leverage crew's reactions change as they come to count on it (and savour it because they're all a bit petty and vindictive and also they love their eliot) in the pilot nate says for eliot to duck out of sight and use hardison as bait for the guards and hardison doesn't quite understand goes along with it for as long as he can stand but he's got that bag in hand and he's leaving by the time the guards get there after eliot 'that's what i do' spencer takes them out in 0.5 seconds hardison's like 'ok cool cool i can see the value' but by the end it's literally 'look at me i'm a criminal come to do crime things' 'eyes over here definitely not behind you because what could possibly be behind you' (split second to let the goons register that there is *definitely* someone behind them) and then eliot takes them down with maximum efficiency and they share in the gloat not just bait but co-conspirators
Oh, Eliot.
Oh, Eliot indeed.
like legit this dude did not sign up for this he’s all fucking damn it the longer i stay with these people the longer i have to be around hot weird chick and hot nerdy dude and my will power ain’t that strong (tags via purgatorialrecklessness)
Just don’t even get me started on Eliot Spencer, okay, because you do not want to hear it.
Okay, so I’m gonna say it anyway so you might want to keep scrolling.
I just… he’s smart, really smart. Black Widow smart, and almost as lethal to boot (it’s a very specific haircut/footprint/handgun/way of breathing – Eliot Spencer has you figured out in seconds). He’s got a code, and morals, and he was scared of who he was becoming. And then he let the people he met change him (the chef who he was meant to kill and instead befriended, the alcoholic mastermind who gave him a family). And he’s honest (Don’t ask me that, because if you ask me, I’ll tell you. It’s for both of them. But he’s not that man anymore). He rarely laughs, but he remembers how to smile in a way that reaches his eyes. He’s not proud, but he’s confident. He doesn’t really want to kill anymore, if he doesn’t have to, but he will. He doesn’t use guns, and I think in part it’s to give everyone a fighting chance, but it’s also because he doesn’t like the way guns make people (I think he saw enough of that on his first tour when farm boys were given rifles and told to kill. But I also think it’s because he wants to remember what he does, wants to consider what he’s doing. It’s always intentional, you know?).
He’s not just a weapon. He’s an amazing cook, and he can sing, and grift, and…
When you are writing characters, it can be really easy to make them into caricatures, or to just mash two seemingly contradictory characteristics together. Like Buffy (no shade thrown on Buffy), the girl who would be a cheerleader was also the slayer. But Eliot’s not that. In fact, none of them are. He says it best himself, when he left he was this kid with God in his heart and the flag on his shoulder, and he looks in the mirror for him everyday, but he’s gone. And that’s Eliot Spencer. Gifted hitter, talented chef, isolated by the ghosts of what he’s done (for country, for money) and who he has become because of those things. Leverage is a redemption arc, all five series, right up until the end, when he says ‘until my dying day’. Because it’s at that point that he lets himself be defined by something other than his ability to hurt, destroy, kill.
And that’s why Eliot Spencer is amazing.
Want to know one of my favourite things about Eliot? He’s not this huge, hulking guy. Like, the dude is solid — many muscles — but for his role he’s kind of small.
This is wonderful for few reasons. First, it means people underestimate him — always fun. Second, it means Hardison towers over him — adorable. Third, it means that a lot of the goons he’s fighting are bigger than him, so you feel even less bad for them when Eliot knocks them out. But fourth and most importantly? It means he has to literally leap into action when it comes time to bust some heads. It’s so very satisfying to watch.
GOOD TAGS @eggy-tea
He is fun-sized and I love every time you can tell Eliot is up on his tip toes to pin somebody somewhere
#the soul of a doberman in the body of a jack russell terrier
@letsstealsomethiefjuice I can’t let you just quote my tags and then leave this absolute gem hidden in your own.
WOW I JUST FINISHED LEVERAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME THROUGH AND UH ELIOT REALLY IS IN LOVE WITH PARKER AND HARDISON HUH??? YALL WERENT KIDDING
“Til my dying day” WHAT KIND OF ROMANTIC BULLSHIT!!! IM LIVING FOR IT!!!
ITS LITERALLY A MARRIAGE VOW HES SO WHIPPED
I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it, Eliot falls ass over boots in love in the first episode and spends the next five seasons mad about it just on principal.
@letsstealsomethiefjuice you’re right and you should say it
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YOUR TAGS ARE VERY VALID
no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck
don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa
Eliot Spencer ghost-wrote this post and Hardison co-signed it.
@letsstealsomethiefjuice‘s tags:
#if you get hardison drunk enough to get past the cuddly stage #he delivers an impassioned speech on the dangers of the internet of things
Absolutely accepted.
On the one hand, he appreciates how the internet of things makes his job 1000% easier - he fully endorses it for a mark - will go undercover just to sell them a refrigerator that lets him easily access their entire home security network.
On the other hand, like HELL will he allow those things into his own home.
promise me you’ll keep them safe. til my dying day.
You know how Eliot sometimes just randomly shows up injured and he explains it away like ‘I didn’t know it was a lesbian bar okay’ or ‘I had a little side job don’t google what happened in Pakistan’.
Sometimes these are lies. Sometimes, he just doesn’t want to admit ‘I went to the Big Dog Animal Rescue and three 70 pound pitbulls tackled me to the floor in their enthusiasm because I was too slow in throwing the ball’.
since I’m having an insomnia moment and doing a deep dive on Leverage again let me just take a moment to appreciate the way every time Eliot picks up an improvised weapon and has a the bad guys down he takes a minute to examine said weapon like he’s mentally filing it away in his mental ranking system of “things that make effective weapons”
also the fact that Eliot canonically always has a hair tie around his wrist is so fucking endearing somehow
How far back in time the new James Webb Telescope can see vs. the Hubble
I just want to dwell a little bit on the raw awe that the Webb telescope pictures evoke in me. We built a thing, we spent 20 years building a thing, and we flung it over a million kilometres away, and the thing we built takes … pictures of infinity. Pictures of 13 billion years in the past, pictures of the birth and death of stars, galaxies colliding, snapshots of other worlds. Lightyears of distance, aeons of time, glories almost beyond imagining.
This is a thing humanity can do. We can pool imagination, we can pool resources, we can devote decades of our lives, to building a camera that can photograph infinity. We can reach out, fling a piece of ourselves, our ingenuity, our dedication, our collaboration, our imagination, and create a lens so that we can see, we can touch …
There are people who say that pictures like this make them feel small, so tiny in comparison to the vastness that’s out there, but we touched that vastness. We took its picture. We put our palms on the panes of infinity. We flung a tiny tiny fragile machine, a collection of mirrors and motors and shields and fuel, out into the absolute vastness of space, more than a million kilometers distant, and took a picture of a dying star orbiting its partner two thousand lightyears away.
I mean, yes, we are tiny, we are incomprehensibly tiny, and so is everything we do and everything we build. But all that shows is that something so tiny can still do that. Can reach that far. Can witness that much.
We are incomprehensibly tiny and an incomprehensible miracle, that we can be so tiny in all this vastness, that everything we witness in these pictures aligned in such a way that we could form, and that in response, as tiny as we are, we can think and imagine and create on a scale that can … witness the universe right back. Touch it. Focus its light into an image of a billion, thirteen billion years ago. Share that image with a billion other minds.
We can see wonders. Absolute wonders. On a scale to beggar meaning. What more purpose do we need than that?
Sorry. Just. Sometimes science does something that just … wraps a whole fist around your heart and just goes … this is what wonder is. The wonder of the universe. And the wonder of us. This is what wonder feels like. This is what awe feels like.
This is what it feels like to be tiny. This is what it feels like to be infinite.
I love the stars so much.
So I was watching the Low Low Price Job again and NOPE
#op noooo #he got hugs after this right??? #he went back to portland and hardison was there to hold him without eliot needing to ask right?? #parker was there to pet his hair and make angry faces because someone made eliot sad and she was going to find out who it was #and gut them alive #right?????? (via @pale-silver-comb)
This definitely happened. Because otherwise I’d need to curl up into a little ball and cry over Eliot for awhile, and I don’t have time for that today.