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ruinedchildhood

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

novelty-gift-ideas

Backflow Incense Burner

thegirlwiththemooglehat

a Good Cat

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quasi-normalcy

Of course, the real way to tell whether you’re in a Hard SF novel is if people keep providing you with unsolicited explanations of basic physics and everyday technology which you should, by rights, already know.

sumersprkl

So every single woman is in a Hard SF novel is what you’re telling me

quasi-normalcy

…You know, it’s occurred to me that this would actually be a very good way to do exposition in hard SF novels without needing anyone to break character.

krakenartificer

#‘but of course teleportation technology based on quantum displacement is common now–’#‘I KNOW’#’–ever since they replaced the old SK-400s with the newly-discovered Mega Dilithium cores–“#‘I FUCKING KNOW THIS ALREADY MARK’

roachpatrol

oh my god, sexist dudes aren’t mansplaining, they’re providing helpful exposition to your audience

lonelymountainson

“MARK. I INVENTED THE TECH BEHIND THE SK-400. MARK!”

cirilee

let them all be ultra as a poly couple pls

november-venom

@lunaraen

wembleyfragglesarchive

i’m losing my mind

friendlyfrankenstein

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult.

friendlyfrankenstein

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

reddpenn

Anyway, do you guys want to see my Cool Rocks?

This is my grandfather’s rock. It is Probably a Garnet, which he mined out himself when he was in college studying to be a geologist.

Though you may assume this is a Small Rock, it is in fact a very Large Rock, and also a very Heavy Rock, but most especially a very Square Rock, which is what makes it particularly cool.

Here we have a rock which used to be a tree. This rock is petrified wood! It was one of my very first Cool Rocks!

Speaking of rocks that used to be things that were not rocks, this rock is Petoskey stone! This rock used to be a coral. Let’s get a good look at those patterns.

Now that’s a Cool Rock!

Amethyst? It’s an Okay Rock. If you are looking for an inexpensive rock to start your collection, amethyst is the way to go. It’s a quartz with a deep purple color. A very nice, if average, rock.

Now citrine… Citrine is a Cool Rock! It’s a smoky quartz with a lovely honey color. The druzy on my chunk of citrine has a wonderful sparkle.

This is my Amazonite! It grew that hexagon shape all by itself!! This specimen is from Colorado.

Look at this shiny little slice of rock! This rock is Tiger Iron, and those bands of red and orange glow beautifully with some light behind them. These different colored bands are made from Hematite (the dark silver), Jasper (the red-orange), and Tiger-Eye quartz (the yellow-orange).

Here’s a rock you’ve probably seen before! This Cool Rock is Malachite. The patterns and rings are from the stalagmites this little egg was carved from.

Whoa, look at this giant slab of Extremely Cool Rock!!! These crystals formed in the cracks of fossilized mud, to make the awesome patterns in this geode of Septarian! This is my second best rock.

This is my Best and most Favorite Cool Rock. In this dark room it’s a dull little grey rock, but if I move it closer to the light…

Those glints of gold! Those veins of blue! This rock is most certainly Labradorite, which changes color spectacularly when the light hits it just right. Let’s put it in direct sunlight.

Yes!! YES!! There it is!! The Best and Coolest Rock!!!!!

milomeepit

This is so pure

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

i was never seen again.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what that means!” and everyone was like “no….” the French boys and the Norwegians were like “we dont actually” and I was like my god….I’m the only hillbilly here….it’s Up To Me

and I like to think of that as the only significant cultural impact I made.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

everyone’s so worried about my tree trajectory but that’s the best part about rolling downhill in tractor tires: so much of the shock is absorbed by the tire so you can pretty much do anything. in theory. i’m not a doctor I actually don’t know you could probably still die. one of the guys I roped into this went over a huge boulder and went airborn for a hot second though so that was fun

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

People keep commenting about my leg muscles and the answer is that’s just how u look when u work on a farm on top of a mountain

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

People also keep asking how you stop. The answer is: eventually

incorrect-into-the-spiderverse

Miles, meeting Ham for the first time: Ok, but why do you sound like John Mulaney?

Ham: *Small chuckle as he moves towards Miles*

Ham: *Whispering into Miles’ ear* You shut your fucking mouth.

fortunaveraluz

rnemory

the shaggy meme is hilarious but y'all are missing out on the wild shit mathew lillard would actually say during his Scooby doo press junkets. Like one time he said that he didn’t know how to get the specific shaggy squeak to his voice so before shooting he would sit in his car and scream until he was hoarse

wzzd7

nullifiedneet

my boy ratatouille livin the good life im happy for him

ubercream

great-tweets

I love you, Mr. Murderbritches.

liquidstar

in highschool my art teacher asked a girl what she thinks of picasso and that bitch said “the little yellow thing?”

liquidstar

picasso

nudygoon

About to eat my first weed brownie

nudygoon

It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason

nudygoon

Never again I will eat this shit.. took me to the hospital

nudygoon

I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly

countmackulla-deactivated201809

Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming.

why did u eat 4?????

i was hungry

Yeah

thatwriterchickyouknow

Unpopular opinion but I feel the need to say this as election year draws closer and Democratic candidates are being announced:

in 2020, the ONLY GOAL is getting that orange sludge out of office.

That’s it. That is endgame for 2020. If you stick your head up your ass so far as to think anything is more important than that at this point, get an emergency head-ass-ectomy REAL fucking quick because we CANNOT pull another 2016.

I don’t care if the Dem nominee is someone you hate, if you’ve voted Green Party for 34 years, if your goddamn mother is on the ticket. If mama isn’t the official presidential candidate from the Democratic Party, then you DO NOT VOTE FOR HER.

2020 is about blocking another four years of nightmare hell. 2020 is about caring about other people’s realities over your “conscience” (read: online woke points). It’s about standing up for every person hurt, every person harassed, every person KILLED by the hate this piece of radioactive bile spews from every disgusting orifice.

ESPECIALLY my fellow white people better take this message to fucking heart, because WE are the ones who fucked this up, ESPECIALLY my fellow white women. You are not allowed to “vote your conscience.” You are not allowed to “weigh the options.” You are suddenly a single-issue voter, and that issue is Trump Is Evil. You are voting to evict, voting to BLOCK. If the Democratic candidate is less than ideal, you suck it the fuck up for 2020. This election is not, CANNOT be about idealism, about perfection. It’s about starting to undo four years of damage.

So from the announcement of the nominee until November 3rd, 2020, you better be all fucking in. If you don’t like their stances on certain issues, if they’re not progressive enough, if they’ve reached across the aisle too many times, worry about it November 4th. Spend the next four years pushing them left, protesting everything you don’t like, picket the fucking White House if you need to. I will be right there with you. But that starts on November 4th. Until then, we are on a straight anti-Trump train and y’all better not fucking get off it.

grrlgeek72

This.

We do not have a parliamentary system, or even a ranked choice voting system. We basically have a two party system, and Trump is going to be one of the parties unless he’s in jail by then.

Any third party vote muddies the waters. Jill Stein and the Libertarian schmoo did that in 2016 and helped the orange shithead win.

2020 is simple: vote for the Democratic Party nominee. We can go looking for the perfect unicorn once we throw Trump’s ass out.

Oh, and from this point forward, vote against ANY Republican at ANY level because they have demonstrated beyond all doubt that they are unfit to govern.

frozenartscapes

I think I reblogged this once already but I’m going again because I read the comments. There are so many people in there who are coming back with: “Lol, and give up my right to vote for whoever I want??? So what if people over in Europe don’t like my choice! I’m not gonna vote for anyone problematic.”

And this pisses me off. Like really pisses me off. Yeah, voting is an individual right that you living in a free country should be fucking grateful that you have access to. Yeah, at the end of the day, voting is about selecting a candidate you would like to see win. But what voting is also about, and what a lot of selfish, egotistical, morons aren’t understanding is that you have to take into account the current, past, and future problems before making your choice. Get your fucking heads out of your asses long enough to see that your choice of voting third party, or choosing not to vote at all, all on the basis of some imagined moral high ground so you can tweet about how much of a fucking saint you are, only allows the evil, despicable Republican party and their asshat orange dictator-wannabe to win.

In the primaries, vote for who you want. But once that choice is made and you have an official candidate, I don’t care if you don’t like them. I don’t care if they did one (1) Problematic Thing years ago. You know what they haven’t done? They haven’t locked children up at the border, resulting in deaths in some cases. They haven’t ruined global relations with other nations, who you do still need to like you, by the way. That’s how living in this globalized world works. They haven’t started a trade war with countries you absolutely don’t start trade wars with. They haven’t colluded with a foreign power who would benefit greatly from the implosion of American democracy. They didn’t throw a fucking tantrum when they didn’t get funding for a fucking useless border wall, and by that I mean hold government workers hostage for the record longest shutdown in US history. And then moments after agreeing to end said shutdown without the funding, threaten to shut it down again in a few weeks if they don’t get that wall money.

Voting might be an individual right but its results impact everybody. And in a country as influential as yours, its impact far outreaches your borders. Trump and people like him are evil, plain and simple, and they don’t give a shit about you or anyone else. You cannot allow him to get another term. And especially after last time, you’re a selfish moron if you think voting anything other than Democrat for the final election is the right thing to do.