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sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

sorry man im all booked

some people seem to be under the impression that i am taking 6 hours to do a single sudoku. this is not the case. i am doing more sudokus than you could possibly comprehend in those 6 hours.

destructionfanq

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

json-derulo

heroine of a gothic novel (me) in a long diaphanous nightgown (oversized boygenius t-shirt and no pants) holds her candlestick (3 year old iphone that gets concerningly hot when the flashlight is on) aloft to light the shadowy corridors of a sprawling manor house (modest 2 bedroom apartment) in search of the source of a mysterious, dreadful warbling noise that pierces the night (dog’s water bowl fountain clogged with kibble)

why-animals-do-the-thing

My garden, with the innumerable herbs and alliums I let flower instead of pulling out, has suddenly acquired a myriad of wasps. They’re mostly solitary species and fairly chill so of course I had to stick a camera in their faces.

So far I’m really happy with these!

These will eventually make their way to the @animalphotorefs repository, once I sort the uh…. Six thousand and seven hundred something bug photos I just took.

why-animals-do-the-thing

Oh man I am so pleased with today’s attempt.

anonbeadraws

today's warm up: Bless, bless, the shifting flesh (Guess whose been listening to TMA again)

corviiids

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

aberrantemotion

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

k8rgrl

For those unfamiliar, or simply wanting to see it again:

olidoliv

I mean this

gabescrayons

in memory of my childhood fish tank lamp

victusinveritas

WWII sketches of Victor A. Lundy (sketchbook in the Library of Congress until it is purged for depicting antifascist behavior and/or France.)

ashstfu

oldbutchdanielmolloy

omg you people can do anything

phantomrose96

Boss tries to fire me for poor performance but I punch the ground and spit out blood and say "No... this isn't how this ends" while my leitmotif plays

phantomrose96

Boss fires me for my poorly-composed leitmotif

feral-ballad

Tishani Doshi, from A God at the Door; “My Loneliness Is Not the Same as Your Loneliness”

great-and-small

I can’t tell you how much I love this artwork from ancient Egypt (the Middle Kingdom). People have been raising cattle and practicing animal husbandry for so long, that there is something almost inherently human about this scene.

Everyone in the field of veterinary medicine or agriculture knows the feeling of staying up late with a laboring animal trying to make sure both mom and baby are okay. Delivering a calf is often physically and emotionally exhausting work that takes enormous patience and learned skill. It requires a unique balance of physical strength and gentleness to do correctly. There is no feeling quite like getting that baby out and everyone is okay. I’m certain ancient people must have felt the same way, and I wonder if the artist knew this feeling firsthand. I wonder if those humans depicted were people the artist knew, if the cow and calf maybe were as well.