fifalavonfif

i'm fine, i'm just having an allergic reaction to the universe :)

[rusholme]

[oreganoid]

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

[loveridden1999]

i love final girl concept so much because yes the last one standing should always be a woman. women even. i am greedy like that

[beetlebongos]

dj got us lapping up blood again

[amygdalae]

favorite thing about a cowboy is when that gay plant rolls past

[fallingtowers]

we need the 8 minute workday

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[gemike]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[joshlovesyou]

[speedlimit15]

at a 4 year old's birthday party right now and he's wearing a shirt that says BRUH IM 4

[residentevil-4]

toxic boyfriend who says "manip-ya later!!!" as hes leaving the house to go cheat on you

[neurotypical-karen]

Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.

[virtualspacedog-deactivated2024]

i was soo happy when i found this thank you pinterest

[transmutationisms]

dont unfollow me im pregnant with your post

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[fifalavonfif]

Ok so thanks for voting in my poll! I think what imma do is start out posting little details from my book here and then linking an additional acc dedicated just to the book?

There will be a tag for it too so follow that when it goes up to keep updated as well or block it if you have no interest! More info soon 💌

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[doppelbangin]

Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.

“How to Respond to Criticism” by Danny M. Lavery for The Toast

[gamemakerm]

seems like plenty of people are lacking the Vitamin