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Stop. Hammer time.

[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesogbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[ampervadasz]

[thickness-protection-program]

Edward Cullen energy

[jultheevirgo]

what does that mean?

[thickness-protection-program]

[under-the-knife]

Caramel // Sleep Token

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[creekfiend]

[video desc: person impaling two watermelons on a stake for their small army of guinea pigs to consume, which is filmed on fast forward and oddly threatening. screenshotted tag reads "eaten alive by toupees"]

[codeblueberry]

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys

+ bonus:

[pulsingvoid]

i can't do this anymore guys. dostoevsky never wrote this. please. can anyone hear me. if you do proper research the earliest version of this quote is from like a 2010 facebook quote with a magenta flower on it. it's gotten so bad that it's even credited to him on goodreads but nobody can source where he wrote it because he fucking didn't. i can't keep seeing this in your web weaves. dostoevsky the author of crime and punishment did not in fact write "you were destined for me. perhaps as a punishment". that is just simply not true. please nod and tell me you understand

[foggyeyes]

"this quote was attributed to me. perhaps as a punishment." -dostoevsky

[pulsingvoid]

@woolfmalice

[asficdiary]

This is the highlight of my day. Noah Wyle, Jenson Button, and Daniel Riccardo. Holy cross-over event of the month.

[vaticansgloryhole]

an accurate depiction of this morning’s events

[belladonnabedlam]

I fucking love this man. I love him so much.

[noah-wyles]

[eizagonzalezs]

Damon & Bonnie (and Kai) The Vampire Diaries I 6.04

[sexynakedblackguy]

Bitches love gyoza

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

[second-order-simulacra]

[magnetic-maverick]

The only good super bowl is a superb owl :)

[boxheadpaint]

"ccute baby bunny compilation" "cutest rabbit videos!" "cute bunny so sweet every video" NO. i want FUNNY rabbit. i want rabbit STUPID compilatiom. I want every video of a rabbit thumping over some inane thing . i want a compilation of ever rabbit thats ever jumped in a trash bin. show me the goddamn animal

[boxheadpaint]

[smartichoked]

boogeyman looks like a muppet in this

[boxheadpaint]

BOOGEYMAN?

[tenziandfiona]

I love bunnies, they are so good at making shapes. Every time I leave the house I tell my lil buddies “have fun, make shapes” and boy do they

[jotchuaofficial]

he is so fucking shaped

[becca-loves-bunnies]

Great shape, A+ form

[alterboyx]

SHAPE

[kittycakeandapples]

[shewhosleepsalotincemeteries]

Shaped

[krolowakarolina]

Shape!!