I Need More Coffee

24. Grad student.

[sketchinthoughts]

[mysharona1987]

[pangolin-404]

I have so many thoughts that they all cancel each other out and I come up with a net 0 in the end

[spacesapphist]

museum studies goofs, 2/?

[beesmygod]

how do you outwit your enemies

[018987812409-deactivated2024060]

[ginger-ale-official]

putting these outside businesses I do not own

[lindsaychrist]

[post-store]

$17.99

[macrolit]

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”

—

Lemony Snicket (b. 1970) American author, screenwriter, musician

[fanonical]

when lemony snicket wrote ‘i will love you if i never see you again, and i will love you if i see you every tuesday’

and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you as the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees, even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the trees fall in the forest without anyone around to hear them’

and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you as the doctor loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmer’

and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you as a taxi loves the muddy splash of a puddle and as a library loves the patient tick of a clock’

and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes’

and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong’

and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you as a battlefield loves young men and as peppermints love your allergies’

and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you until every fire is extinguished and until every home is rebuilt form the handsomest and most susceptible of woods’

and when lemony snicket wrote 'i will love you no matter what happens to you, and no matter how i discover what happens to you’

[grocerystore-gf]

one last stop by casey mcquiston // From Eden - Hozier // 39 ways that i love u - “The Beatrice Letters” (a series of unfortunate events) ~ lemony snicket // Hans Makart - Detail from Musikalische Unterhaltung , 1874 // Edgar Allan Poe //39 ways that i love u - “The Beatrice Letters” (a series of unfortunate events) ~ lemony snicket // Cornelia Street - taylor swift // nobody - Hozier // via instagram @artqueerhabibi // this love - taylor swift // Antony Gormley //

requested by @whinysstuff

[perfeqt]

“There are good people and bad people in the world. The ones who start the fires, and the ones that put them out.”

— Lemony Snicket

[thoughtkick]

“Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.”

— Lemony Snicket

[memeuplift]

[horror-stim]

☠️👻🦇| coalironworks

[acoolguy]

[bumblebeebats]

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

[dragonagegenerator]

fool (self-diagnosed)

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

In Yiddish we don’t say “I love you” we say “דאַלוי פּאָליציי” which roughly translates to “you’re my moon” and I think that’s beautiful. 

[saintlaikaa-deactivated20210412]

cute!!!

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

sorry so this is an old joke I reblogged recently based off a meme format from like 5 years ago that I thought my mutuals would still find funny and didn’t realize people would think I’m serious. the phrase above, daloy politsey, actually translates to “fuck the police” 

[tamamita]

cute!!!