figurative jam

an adequate guy

[orbo-gifs]

[wayneradiotv]

which will you press…

[deadlinejon]

i’m pressing as hard as i can but it’s not fucking working op

[wayneradiotv]

oh fuck

[30-minute-memes]

hmmm

[straycatj]

けさ…家主出ていった…

オレのがんりききかなかった…

My landlady has gone this morning... My eye power couldn't work...

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[siriuslymeg]

mAeShMoLoWa

[princesstigerbelle]

I’m cryin

[4gifs]

[maruxee]

I’M DEAD

[prokopetz]

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

[thecarvingwitch]

OH MY GOSH

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

[softfairies]

[frish-prence]

BIG STRONG DAUGHTER

[pursuingconsonance]

I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭

[unclefather]

and i think to myself…. what a wonderful worm

[cherryseltzer]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.

[majere636]

The Purge: Season’s Greetings.

[phantomrose96]

Well oneof you is lying

[outsidewolves]

Evolution of Garfplanes over time

[mxnrique]

everything i have ever known about james charles i’ve had to learn against my own will.

[billclinternet]

[oukime]

[ottermatopoeia]

what a beautiful wedding

[cuddlingwithsatan]

said a bridesmaid to a waiter

[stylesdiningtable]

yes but what a shame

[bondange]

the poor grooms bride is a llama

[natemovesaway-blog]

What? A llama?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!

[fortheloveofyugioh]

I lay myself face down and end my turn.

[theshittyfoodblog]

The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa

[trashboat]

were you cooking this in the sewer

[impaled]

Chernobyl fleshlight

[sindri42]

Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together.

[glitteringdystopia]

Arguably the worst post on this site

[tragiccottonball]

[serenity-is-my-tardis]

PROFESSOR JIGGLY NO

[dillyt]

my cat: *walks in my room*

me: oh!!!! hello stinky!!!!! come over here smelly!!! psspssspsspsspsst nchnchnchnch come on! please???

my cat: