[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

japanese dragon:

- long - chill - no wings - legs - moustache - in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long - p chill - no wings - legs often but not always - impressive beard - 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks - breathing fire - wings - often actually a wyvern - compulsive hoarding - caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro - can you believe it - wings and like - 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

[j6]

American Dragon:

- jake long

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[space-ex]

an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds

[shaiza]

What in the fuck u guys talking bout

[rosalista]

me: makes a sim

me:

[authenticstains]

[muscosus]

[5luv]

(original tweet)

[theoriginalblackbarbie]

Lmbo 😭

[tarynel]

😂😂😂

[sushinfood]

KEEP WATCHING KEEP WATCHING KEEP WATCHING KEEP WATCHING KEEP WATCHING

[unexplained-events]

Reported Bigfoot Sightings

[mavenmemnon]

[lalaithion]

[808sandamenbreaks]

Can’t believe Bigfoot was looking at furry porn while reading Martha Stewart in an IHOP

[valtsv]

hozier songs are like *blows kiss to the forest* that's for my baby *throws molotov cocktail at car* AND THAT'S FOR THE REVOLUTION

[bob-belcher]

[acheloix]

This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch

Honestly she’s just saying ‘mummy this one this one this one please’

[teamrocketing]

i aM PISSING MYSELF

[memescomedy]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[haychbb]

BLOG 10000000 TIMES

[cas-x-reader]

YOU FUCKING GO GRANDMA

[officialtonystarkprotectionsqua]

YOU GO GRANDMA

[barley-and-rye-deactivated20260]

YOU GO, GRANDMA!!!

[isobelhughes-deactivated2023121]

Cardan being an emotional wreck and freezing the land accordingly, hence the QoN cover, is my sexuality

[urbisie]

“But I’m the Queen of Faerie,” Jude says into the mic.

The crowd begins to laugh. She starts to get dragged off the stage by knights in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” he says. She looks for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Cardan Duarte Greenbriar, the High King of Elfhame & newlywed Husband of Queen Jude Duarte Greenbriar, himself.

[kingcardamn]

jude: did you tell anyone we’re married?

cardan: yes jude, i have no self control and told that winged-faerie we’re married.

jude: no need to be sarcastic.

cardan: no seriously, i have no self control and told that winged-faerie we’re married.

winged-faerie: *waving* congratulations!

[southerntinkerbelle]

Kim Possible was like I’m an extremely adept martial arts fighter and world hero and this is my sidekick Ron who comes along because he’s my best friend and I like him

[patrickdiomedes]

This is my friend Ron, he's amazing, and HE DROVE ME HERE

[nb-tomfool]

College students in nice suits for no reason triggers my fight or flight response

[lohboh]

It’s good practice to distrust business students

[justgyr]

Tired: engineering and humanities/art students hating each other

Wired: Everybody hating business students

[alithographica]

I’m learning my third language right now and the more I work on it, the more I’m glad that English is my native tongue because oh my god how does anyone learn the rules of this miserable cobbled-together nonsense that constantly has exceptions to its own rules and then exceptions to the exceptions

How has anyone learned to pronounce //a n y t h i n g// in English

All of you who learned English as a second language deserve an award and our apologies.

[prrb]

thank you that other day i learnt saloon is pronounced as saline and the only way to learn how to pronounce things in english is by being corrected by someone else bc you tried to pronounce a word logically

[alithographica]

I hate to break it to you but at least in Ye Olde American English, saloon is sal-loon, saline is say-leen

The cycle of confusion continues

[alithographica]