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[heartbreakmakesyouwiser]

To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend

[suzuki-left-hand-method-deactiv]

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

[wearyewe]

No no no! Jewish LGBTQ kinderlach! Go to Keshet! 

hoperemains is completely from a Christian perspective, and not pluralistic or interfaith at all.

[metallikato]

If you reblogged the first post from me please reblog this amendment so the Jewish peeps can access this resource too! 

[peppermintfeminist]

Trans Jewish kids, you can go to TransTorah as well!

[fuckyeahsexpositivity]

Muslim LGBTQ kids, you can go to iamnotharaam! It’s run by a mod squad of different genders and orientations, and they take submissions from everybody!

–BB

[spacevinci-blog]

MAY ANYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS BE ELEVATED TO THE EQUIVALENT OF SAINTHOOD IN THEIR RELIGION BLESS ALL OF YOU OH MY GOD.

[iambecomingme]

Reblog this please . it could help a lot of people.

[savathun]

when the king brags about his beautiful wife at dinner and you heard in confession which knight she’s sleeping with

[squaleon-deactivated20151218]

“On my business card, I am a corporate president.  In my mind, I am a game developer.  But in my heart, I am a gamer.” 

Satoru Iwata (1959-2015)

[squaleon-deactivated20151218]

Mr. Iwata was a brilliant and dedicated man.  He brought joy and laughter to children and adults alike.  His legacy will continue to live on for generations to come.  

Thank you, Mr. Iwata, for all that you have done for me as well as many other fans.  Your hard work has personally helped me through many hardships I faced in life, and it is with much sadness to see you go.  Thank you so much, Mr. Iwata, for everything you contributed to the gaming industry–your fans are forever grateful.

[himborc]

when ur fav male character isnt romanceable 

[rizes--moved-deactivated2016091]

bf means big frog and gf means GIANT frog

[novur]

Visit Original Link

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

[synnister]

this entire post is a gift but gODDAMN ITS HARD TO FIND WHEN YOU WANT IT

[seriousjones]

tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit

[naamahdarling]

this is like one of the best posts i’ve seen on tumblr and let me tell you why

“tired of hearing about” posts that then go on to delineate something i have literally never heard anyone talking about are hilarious

the idea of trying to rank the planets as fuckable is absurd

huffy “i don’t care”

nitpicking the logistics of something impossible

horrible mental image

ends very angrily

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

two speed runners clip into a bar

[quebec-gamers]

one places an object over their friend’s head so that they can instantly be transported to their chair. the other picks up a stool and continuously picks it up until they phase through the ceiling and are able to reach the hidden basement, skipping a sizable amount of the story in the process

[athyriumotophorum]

[dankxsinatra]

I could really go for some hardcore sax right now

[dankxsinatra]

[dankxsinatra]

Stop unfollowing me

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

Congratulations!

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

hey bro

bro

broski

brosicle

broseidon, god of the brocean

brotato chip

brotein shake

brosef stalin

barack brobama

teddy brosevelt

don quibrote

adrien brody

gallilebro gallilei

napoleon bronaparte

brobo cop

leonardo dicapribro

broseph mengele 

bro nye the science guy

selena bromez

broey deschanel 

bro dimaggio

wolfgang amadaeus brozart

brohemian rhapsody

osama bro laden

mighty bro young

brodo the hobbit bro

broprah winfrey 

broby dick

abroham lincoln

what’s up

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[buzzfeed]

A special celebration from Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Derek Jacobi❤️‍💛💚💜💙

[kyleehenke]

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

[aewm]

i agree with gay dicks 420

[8edhead]

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