So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.
trying on a metaphor
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So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.
I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more
Katara: wow so this is Omashu
Aang: back in my day it was called weed city
Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t
Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think
Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city
Sokka: what the fuck
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You are an immortal who has been alive for over 2000 years. Nowadays, you work as a history teacher. Thing is, a lot of the history textbooks are just flat-out WRONG, and you would know; you were there for a lot of the events they cover. Fed up, you decide to teach what ACTUALLY happened.
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
"So let me get this straight, you kidnapped my daughter, cured her of her deadly illness, and now you're finally calling for a ransom? Why!?" "Well your daughter was going to be useless to me dead."
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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."
Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?
wait lemme look something up
hey what the fuck
context: this kristi noem lady wrote a memoir and trying to demonstrate her good leadership qualities, she told this story, which my mom read out loud in the living room to me as it appeared in the book when this news first broke:
She had a young dog she was training for pheasant hunting. The dog was not very well behaved, as is typical of dogs in the stage between puppy and proper adulthood. The dog was causing a lot of problems, typical puppy things, culminating in the dog attacking the neighbor's chickens. This was the last straw for mrs. kristi noem so she took the dog to a gravel pit and shot it dead.
She also had a goat, an intact male, who was ornery and would headbutt and knock down the young kids, so while she was at it, she decided to take the goat to the designated animal-executing gravel pit and kill it as well.
She shot the goat, but didn't kill it, instead leaving it injured and thrashing, and then she discovered she was out of ammunition, so she had to go to her truck to get some, and at this point her kids get home from school and are asking where their dog is.
Yeah, she put this shit in her book thinking it would make her look GOOD.
The point was supposed to be that she is willing to make tough or uncomfortable decisions in support of a greater good, but the point actually became that she causes problems that should be easily anticipated, doesn't take responsibility for it, and seeks the most extreme and violent possible solutions to the problems she caused herself.
She tried to say "People just don't understand the harsh realities of rural life!" Bullshit. Every part of this story is just shameful
when having trouble training a (still very young) dog, instead of thinking she needs to try different training methods or simply more patience, she decides that the dog is Inherently Bad
she thought killing was the only option for a dog that couldn't be trained the way she wanted
the dog was just exhibiting normal behaviors of a high prey drive adolescent dog
she was letting the dog run loose???
she expected the dog to tell the difference between pheasants and chickens????????
even though her children apparently considered this dog a pet, she doesn't even have a conversation with her kids about the dog before deciding to kill it.
after killing the dog, she decides ON IMPULSE to kill a GOAT as well
The goat's nuisance behaviors (head butting and knocking over other similar sized creatures) are the expected behaviors of an uncastrated male goat. nothing could be more normal for an intact goat buck.
the goat is, apparently, also running loose with no enclosure or pasture of any kind. Either that or her kids regularly play in the pasture of the intact male goat.
i don't know man, farmer family friend has goat bucks to breed his does, and there are small children at his house basically every day, and no small children are getting knocked over by goats due to a revolutionary technology known as a fence
She fails to kill the goat by shooting it at point blank range
She fails to check and see how much ammunition she has before shooting the goat, and doesn't have any ammunition close at hand, leaving the goat to suffer in fear and pain.
It's just. weird and horrible.
like i am redneck adjacent enough to understand that sometimes you have to "put down" an animal and shooting an animal can be a very humane way of killing it, but these are not justified circumstances, basically nobody would think they were, and only a cruel and twisted individual would impulsively decide to kill an animal out of frustration without discussing it with the other people who see that animal as a pet, let alone kill another animal riding on the bloodlust of killing the first one. And you absolutely should not be "putting down" an animal by gunshot if you have so little competence with a gun. If you can't be certain that the creature will be gone the instant you pull the trigger and will never feel any fear or pain, you can't do it humanely
but somehow she didn't have the self-insight to realize that this story makes her look like an incompetent, murderous freak
I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her
Me: I’m a little high but –
Y'all rushing to that reblog button:
It’s an awesome idea tho
Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:
I said yes!
(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)
I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.
Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”
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@lady-redshield-writes this seems up your alley
This isn’t just up my alley, it’s traveled all the way down the alley, through my front door, and is sitting on my couch. I love this so much.
@sparklemotion24 I know we’re doing rings but these are amazing
AAAAAAAHHHH IT’S THE POST I’VE SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS don’t mind if I just-
the only way im getting married
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@cerothenull this is it, the post that started it all
I gave my best friend a white-golden sword as a wedding gift and let me tell you, swords make awesome wedding gifts.
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This is genuinely my plan. But I’m scared of the cost lol
Really been loving me some mystery novels lately. I've been reading this with my preteen. We were laughing our asses off my page 6. We've decided we have to read the whole series. Set to finish it today. Waiting to see who's right about what the plot twist is gonna be. I think he faked his death, my kiddo isn't so sure.
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My self worth does not depend on how I look or what I weigh.
My self worth does not depend on my marks or my performance.
My self worth does not depend on my number of followers.
I am enough just as I am.
I can succeed despite a bad day.
I am beautiful and valuable – and will treat myself with proper kindness and respect.
I think this persona has given me freedom to be who I always wanted to be. My whole project is a rebellion to how I was raised. I was really sick in Missouri. I was like, really depressed. My family was just doing the best they could and my dad was taking us to church three times a week and pushing us to be godly. I just did not feel like I belonged. I felt so angry all the time. It's really hard to separate it, but I think it's so necessary to forgive my past and my community for just.. disagreeing with who I am. The music made me evolve. Pink Pony Club and the queer community opened door after door into my life. Musically and personally. A part of me never thought I was worthy enough to have such a passionate relationship with music because I didn't know enough technically. But what made me really passionate about music was performing and it's always been my favorite part. Creating a space out of nothing with a group of people that have never met each other is like, the most human thing I think I can do. I want what I never had. A safe space for people to be rebellious against the oppression of their religion and their community, honestly.
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for the record i 100% support chappell roan being as much of a bitch as she wants to fans who don't respect her boundaries. like yeah celebrities hold a lot of privilege in terms of wealth but that doesn't make it less fucked up that they're treated like public property and the fact that she's gained so much notoriety so quickly is probably A Lot to deal with. was she kind of blunt about it? yeah but why the fuck would you expect a perfectly polished pr statement when at the beginning of this year nobody knew her name? let the woman breathe jfc
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no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things
some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.
Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.
That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.
I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only
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Although I would like to add KOSA is still a big threat any Pro Palestine content will be wiped out please stop KOSA
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Ramadan is coming up and I can’t stress enough how much Palestinians have never got the chance to experience one normal Ramadan for 75years
You may not have been subjected to this, but as a person from an Arabic country, every Ramadan from every year there’s always headlines of Israeli iof soldiers or Israeli extremist settlers attacking Palestinians during Ramadan, especially Palestinian worshipers trying to pray in the al aqsa mosque
It’s happens almost every single year
Ramadan is suppoused to be Muslim people’s month of worship, of Baraka and it is very important to Muslim people
But Palestinians never ever experienced a normal Ramadan because Israel attacks them Viciously
Almost
Every
Single
Fucking
Year
And I will dare and say that Israel does it on purpose, it does it every Ramadan on purpose
And now, this year, with Ramadan being only a few weeks away, I doubt that they’ll have a normal Ramadan, not in the West Bank, and not in Gaza
All what I have to say here is that Israel will still follow this trend, something bad is gonna happen this Ramadan, keep an eye on Palestine during Ramadan